View Poll Results: Who do you want to eliminate?

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  • Shawn

    2 25.00%
  • Order

    0 0%
  • Ed

    0 0%
  • Silk

    0 0%
  • The Gipper

    1 12.50%
  • Baldrick

    1 12.50%
  • The Golden One

    0 0%
  • Mr. Peanutbutter

    0 0%
  • Tig

    0 0%
  • Keefmoon

    4 50.00%
  • Wolf Beast

    0 0%
  • Wang Chung

    0 0%
  • Postman Dave

    0 0%
  • BoJack Horseman

    0 0%
  • Smooth Jazz Wolf

    0 0%
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Thread: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 14

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    WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 14



    Nash rolls into the ring to a polite reception. We're talking half-hearted golf claps, forced smiles whilst whispering to the person next to you about how you don't know who this guy is. Luckily for Nash, the slightest clap to him is a standing ovation, so the relative silence in the arena is like a roaring crowd.

    Nash: YEAH. I'M THE BOSS. WHAT UP FOOLS!

    Over in a corner, Ed briefly halts his beating of The Gipper, glancing over at the new entrant, before quietly swearing under his breath.

    Nash: Ed! Partner in crime! What'd I miss?

    Ed: Heyyyy, Nash. Fancy seeing you here. I didn't know you signed up for this.

    Nash: Oh, I didn't. There's nothing but surprise entrants left. So... Surprise, bitch! It's me, Nash!

    Ed: Yeah, I can see that. So-

    Nash: So what's changed? Is Dak still kicking? Have we fired Jazz Wolf yet? Is the shoutbox still named after me?

    Ed: Yes, no, possibly? I don't know. Look, Nash, I-

    Keefmoon: Hang on, who's this tosspot?

    Nash: TOSSPOT?!? I'LL HAVE YOU BANNED FOR THAT, RIGHT ED?!? MY AND MY MOD SQUAD WILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH.

    Ed sighs deeply, trying to distance himself. The other members of the mod squad, Silk, Mr. Peanutbutter, and Wolf Beast, all exchange glances and try to pretend not to know who this raving lunatic is.

    Keefmoon: I don't recognise you! Are you another first-timer?!?

    Nash: Bitch I ain't! I own this bitch! Co-own! Bitch!

    Nash's liberal usage of the term 'bitch' doesn't win him any favours, however Keefmoon's accusation turns some heads.

    The Golden One: A first-timer, this late in the Rumble? Hoo boy, you're in for a bad time.

    Wang Chung: FIRST-TIMER! GET HIM!

    Nash: No, wait, I- MOD SQUAD! UNDERLINGS! HELP ME!

    Silk whistles, looking anywhere but Nash's direction. Mr. Peanutbutter coughs awkwardly, muttering about being busy with something else. Wolf Beast just shakes his head. Ed gives them a sly thumbs up, as everyone else swarms Nash and tosses him over the ropes! As Nash throws a tantrum, our next entrant is revealed!



    Postman Dave: Gee, I wonder who's music that could be.

    That's right! It's commentary cohort and the idiot trying to keep track of this thing, Smooth Jazz Wolf! The crowd lets out a groan of annoyance as Smooth Jazz Wolf stands up from the commentary desk, waves, and sits back down.

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: I ain't entering that ring, I haven't looked good in a Rumble for like three years.

    Postman Dave: Wuss.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 14

    ::reads back::

    ::Realizes there's still a n00b among us.::

    ::Feels bad but votes appropriately::

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 14

    Is Keef a noob....

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 14

    Unless I didn't go back far enough, which is absolutely possible.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 14

    Ohhh, Keef's just been dropped right in it!

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 14

    * glances nervously from side to side, hides in the corner *

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 14

    I mean no I have been in this before. Definitely. I think Shawn is a noob and pretending otherwise to put suspicions on other people. Yeah, that'll do it. Let's get him, folks.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 14

    Quote Originally Posted by Keefmoon View Post
    I mean no I have been in this before. Definitely. I think Shawn is a noob and pretending otherwise to put suspicions on other people. Yeah, that'll do it. Let's get him, folks.
    Much <3 buddy.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 14

    Quote Originally Posted by Keefmoon View Post
    I mean no I have been in this before. Definitely. I think Shawn is a noob and pretending otherwise to put suspicions on other people. Yeah, that'll do it. Let's get him, folks.


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