View Poll Results: Who do you want to eliminate?

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  • Shawn

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  • Order

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  • Ed

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  • Silk

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  • The Gipper

    3 25.00%
  • Baldrick

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  • The Golden One

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  • Mr. Peanutbutter

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  • Tig

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  • Keefmoon

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  • Wolf Beast

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  • Wang Chung

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  • Postman Dave

    1 8.33%
  • BoJack Horseman

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  • Nash

    7 58.33%
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Thread: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 13

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    WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 13



    Bojack Horseman immediately enters into a staredown with Mr. Peanutbutter, unsurprisingly. I haven't caught up with the show so I don't know whether those two characters become besties or lovers or what have you, but this is an easy connection to make so I might as well keep it vague while I'm at it.

    But while that's going on, the Nicest Man Alive, Jimmy King, is in a spot of bother! The circumstances of which with surprise and amaze you!

    Jimmy King: Hey Order, can I fight you?

    Order: Uh. Sorry, Jimmy, I would, but... You're too nice of a guy, you know? My grandma would be super disappointed in me if I slapped that baby face.

    Jimmy King: Oh. It's alright, man, I understand. Silk? Rumble winners showdown?

    Silk: I'll pass. Sorry, I'm watching my rep, and we both know anyone punching Jimmy King instantly becomes the most hated user on this forum.

    Jimmy King: It's cool, it's cool. Baldrick?

    Baldrick: FUCK NO

    Jimmy King: Fair.

    Dejected, Jimmy King lets out a sigh and sits in a corner. It's tough being the nicest guy alive, no-one wants to punch you.

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: Poor Jimmy. I can't imagine living a life without anyone threatening you with bodily violence on a daily basis.

    Postman Dave: Know what? I'm going to do him a solid!

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: Gross.

    Postman Dave picks up a slice of pizza - the one that was delivered like two days ago - and throws it at Tig, where it messily slaps against his bountiful rear.

    Tig: My ass! It's not supposed to get pizza on it! Who threw that?!?

    Postman Dave: IT WAS JIMMY KING! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES! JAZZ WOLF CAN BACK ME UP!

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: Uh-

    Tig: JIMMY YOU... YOU... BAD PERSON! I'M GOING TO FIGHT YOU!

    Jimmy King gets the brightest smile on his face! Finally, after like three years of Jazz Wolf writing these Rumbles with Jimmy King as a pacifist NPC, he's going to fight! Finally! He engages with fisticuffs with Tig! The two trade fists of fury, lefts and rights! The fight takes them towards the ropes, trading lariats, before Tig levels Jimmy King with a lariat so hard he sends Jimmy King over the ropes! Jimmy King lands at ringside, a blissful smile on his face despite the abundance of bruises.

    Jimmy King: So this is what fighting is like. Thank you, Tig!



    With one of the big Rumble names out surprisingly early, our next entrant arrives to fill the gap, and it's Nash! Holy shit! Nash is alive and in the Rumble! What a surprise!


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 13

    I do gotta big butt. Butt butt butt butt butt digging up the time capsule

    Sorry Jimmy

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 13

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 13

    Some epic shithousery going on here voting off Nash as soon as he enters.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 13

    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf Beast View Post
    Some epic shithousery going on here voting off Nash as soon as he enters.
    It was the only thing to do.



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