View Poll Results: Who do you want to eliminate?

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  • Shawn

    5 33.33%
  • Order

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  • Ed

    3 20.00%
  • Silk

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  • The Gipper

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  • Baldrick

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  • The Golden One

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  • Mr. Peanutbutter

    1 6.67%
  • Tig

    0 0%
  • Wolf Beast

    1 6.67%
  • Wang Chung

    0 0%
  • Postman Dave

    0 0%
  • BoJack Horseman

    0 0%
  • Smooth Jazz Wolf

    0 0%
  • John Mayer

    5 33.33%
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Thread: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 15

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    WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 15



    As Smooth Jazz Wolf continues to be nothing but a hindrance at the commentary desk, attention is drawn to the Lunar Keefer, Keefmoon! Whilst being the starting point for directing Nash's undignified elimination has won him some allies, the fact that he's also a rookie that has stayed under the radar has marked him for death. Or, uh, elimination. A hot debate ensures!

    Shawn: It's tradition, man! The Rumble Rookie goes as soon as possible! It's in the rules, unwritten!

    Ed: I agree, but the dude fingered Nash.

    Baldrick: Gross.

    Wolf Beast: ... Fingered Nash for elimination. I wouldn't mind letting him live for another day, y'know?

    Tig: This is something that's been a thing ever since these Rumbles became a yearly thing, it seems outlandish to draw a line about it now.

    Mr. Peanutbutter: It's outlandish to give first-timers zero chance to achieve anything in these Rumbles!

    Order: He's had his chance, though! He's been in here since, like, Day 1, right?

    Silk: Yeah, but he fingered Nash real good.

    Baldrick: Again, gross.

    Keefmoon: Hold on, I get a say in this, right?

    The Gipper: no.

    Keefmoon: I'd like to speak to my lawyer!

    The Golden One: You have a lawyer?

    BoJack Horseman: I'M his lawyer, and I say Keefmoon is being discriminated against in a conspiracy endeavour by the corrupt staff!

    Ed: ... But all of the staff is on his side?

    BoJack Horseman: OBJECTION!

    Ed: On what grounds?

    BoJack Horseman: On the grounds of Keefmoon has been eliminated and this case is no longer worth having!

    Keefmoon: ... Wait, wh-

    BAM! With a superkick so super it'll wear a cape and stop villains from destroying the world, BoJack Horseman nails Keefmoon in the mush so hard he goes flying right over the ropes, to the floor!

    BoJack Horseman: WILD CARD, BITCHES.

    Indeed. But it's time for out last entrant, the final entrant in this year's Rumble, a surprise entrant so surprising I didn't even get around to making a note of it before writing this, which I probably should've. Let's see who it is!



    It's John Mayer! Also known as Copper, Wall-E, Mr. Bing Bong, Joker, Jared Leto, Noctis, or just Duke! My god! He runs down the aisle and slides into the ring!

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    No more entrants! Let's make it a double-elimination round to celebrate!


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 15

    Bday present for Ed imo

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 15

    If the gods demand my elimination for traditions to be upheld...

    Then so be it.

    I consider it a noble sacrifice.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 15

    Quote Originally Posted by Todd Chavez View Post
    Bday present for Ed imo
    Aww but I didn't get to dance around like Brock yet.

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