View Poll Results: Who do you want to eliminate?

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  • Wang Chung

    0 0%
  • Zero

    0 0%
  • Baldrick

    4 33.33%
  • Fuji Vice

    0 0%
  • Silk

    0 0%
  • Creeping Death

    1 8.33%
  • The EC

    1 8.33%
  • The Golden One

    2 16.67%
  • Baloocha

    4 33.33%
  • Jimmy King

    0 0%
  • RainShaker

    0 0%
  • Jiggy

    0 0%
  • Postman Dave

    0 0%
  • Ed

    0 0%
  • Smooth Jazz Wolf

    0 0%
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Thread: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 14

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    WC Royal Rumble X: Day 14



    Yeehaw! This 'ere Tennessee Nicky sure is on a roll, y'all! Boy howdy! He rustles on over to Silk, and nails her with the Southern Hospitality! Skedaddles on up to The Golden One, and cracks him with a Hoedown!

    Nash: I really don't think Tennessee is as much of a cowboy state as you think it is.

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: Look, if Red Dead Redemption has taunt me anything, it's that Tennessee is full of sad cowboys and not much else.

    Nash: That game took place in several fictional states and like a hundred years ago.

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: Nah, man, it's in Tennessee, confirmed in-game. In RDR2 John Marshton is all like 'yeehaw I'm a cowboy and I love living in Tennessee during the year of 2019.' It's like his catchphrase. He has it on his t-shirt.

    Nash: You're a constant disappointment in so many ways.

    Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Cyrus Truth does battle with Fuji Vice! The leader of Team Cyrus T calls for his minions to attack for him! After a lengthy pause during which no-one steps forward, Cyrus Truth curses loudly, and takes down Fuji Vice with a forearm.

    Cyrus Truth: Gotta do everything yourself nowadays. YO WANG CHUNG

    Wang Chung: Eh?

    BAM! Running uppercut rattles Wang Chung's teeth! Cyrus Truth poses, and backs up... right into the back of Tennessee Nicky! The two meet, eyeing each other down as they circle one another!

    Tennessee Nicky: This ring ain't big enough for the both of us!

    Cyrus Truth: What? Yes it is. Look at it, it's big enough to hold like 40 of us.

    Tennessee Nicky: MALARKY! I challenge you to a duel!

    Cyrus Truth: 'Malarky?' Who wrote this drivel?

    Tennessee Nicky: Oh, if I knew, I'd be stabbing the shit out of them.

    In his seat, Smooth Jazz Wolf suddenly looks very uncomfortable. But luckily for him, the duel between Tennessee Nicky & Cyrus Truth begins! Superkicks at twelve paces!

    Tennessee Nicky: At twelve paces, we turn, and superkick. Ready? One, t-

    Cyrus Truth immediately superkicks Tennessee Nicky in the spine.

    Cyrus Truth: Realistically speaking, what else did you expect to happen?

    Tennessee Nicky: Honour is dead and you killed it.

    Cyrus Truth: Yeah, sounds about right.

    Cyrus Truth throws Tennessee Nicky over the ropes! But Tennessee Nicky hangs on, grabbing Cyrus Truth by the arm and dragging him over the ropes too! The duo balance on the apron, elimination a mere drop away, trading rights and lefts! Cyrus Truth wins the fistfight, toppling Tennessee Nicky off the apron with a knee to the chin! Tennessee Nicky is eliminated!

    But RainShaker strikes from behind, nailing Cyrus Truth with a superkick, sending him following Tennessee Nicky's trail! Double elimination!



    Join me in saying - IT'S BOSS TIME! Ed makes his way to the ring, but he pauses!

    Ed
    : Hold up. Double elimination, means another entrant with me, yeah?

    Correct! Who is the 30th and final entrant? The surprise entrant? WHO COULD IT B-

    Nash: Look, we all know it's me, so-



    Nash: ... Really?

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: *stupid noises of delight*

    It's Smooth Jazz Wolf! The audience lets out a sigh of disappointment as the lovely and handsome commentator is the final entrant by random chance! Genuinely. He removes his headset and joins Ed as they enter the ring!

    Nash: Unbelievable.

    Tennessee Nicky: I'm going to stab him.

    ---

    Cyrus Truth & Tennessee Nicky are out, Ed and Smooth Jazz Wolf are in! No more entrants, straight knockout finishes from here on out!


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 14

    I guess I'm going. Took y'all longer than I thought.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 14

    Quote Originally Posted by Baloocha View Post
    I guess I'm going. Took y'all longer than I thought.
    We don't know.

    TGO, EC or Baldrick may possibly be eliminated instead.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 14

    Quote Originally Posted by Doom View Post
    We don't know.

    TGO, EC or Baldrick may possibly be eliminated instead.
    Nah...we know.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 14

    Because I'm a numbers nerd, and I still love this shit, I updated my rumble spreadsheet this morning & this is by far the most competitive rumble ever.

    Normally someone skirts under the radar for ages without getting voted for, but this year no one has filled that role. Heck, the person who had the longest run without a vote has since been eliminated

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 14

    Quote Originally Posted by Postman Dave View Post
    Because I'm a numbers nerd, and I still love this shit, I updated my rumble spreadsheet this morning & this is by far the most competitive rumble ever.

    Normally someone skirts under the radar for ages without getting voted for, but this year no one has filled that role. Heck, the person who had the longest run without a vote has since been eliminated
    This! Like every user aside from a handul who just entered have had at least one vote thrown their way. Compare, say, Fuji's 23-ish day run without a vote two years ago. It's all very dramatic and makes it difficult to tell who's the running favorite, especially when poor Looch & Baldy just got ousted with less than a handful of votes.


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