View Poll Results: Who do you want to eliminate?

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  • CGS

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Thread: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 11

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    WC Royal Rumble X: Day 11



    In the ring, Order finds himself cornered by Baloocha and Slick Mitch, outnumbered and outgunned! But Order doesn't look afraid, or even intimidated! He appears to have a plan! He suddenly plunges a hand into his trousers, and pulls out a microphone!

    Nash: Oh thank god, I thought he was going to pull something else out.

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: Order appears to be offering the microphone to Slick Mitch! Is he orchestrating another of his world-famous 'Order Interviews' segments?

    As a giddy Slick Mitch begins to accept the microphone, Order winks cartoonishly at the audience, and suddenly strikes, kicking Slick Mitch in the taint! Surprised by this shocking attack, Baloocha leaps into action - only for Order to throw the microphone at Baloocha, cracking him in the face!

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: Ah! He had a plan up his sleeve!

    Nash: But he's thrown away his trusty weapon! What is he going to do now, fight with his fists?!?

    Of course not! As a recovering Slick Mitch lunges, Order thrusts another hand into his trousers, pulling out another microphone! He throws it at Slick Mitch, where it clunks against his right nipple with a thwack! Silk approaches, more curious as to where those microphones are coming from more than anything, but Order is prepared, pulling a third microphone out from his trousers and throwing it like a javelin right into the shin of Silk! RainShaker, sensing Order is out of microphones, after all who carries more than three microphones in their trousers, charges at Order!

    Nash: He surely can't have any more microphones in his tr-

    Order pulls out a fourth microphone!

    Nash: fuck's sake.

    Order throws this microphone at RainShaker, following it up with another microphone, and another, and another, and another! The microphones bounce off of RainShaker's chest with loud, echoing 'thunks', again and again and again!

    THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: Y'know, if you kinda squint, this sounds like the start of a rap beat.

    But! Disaster strikes! As Order once again reaches into his undercarriage for another microphone, he gasps in horror! He's out of microphones! RainShaker, his chest completely caved in from multiple microphone attacks, cheers in victory, before collapsing. Order breathes a sigh of relief, but he is suddenly clotheslined over the ropes by Baldrick! Boo!

    Order: Can I at least have my microphones back?

    Baldrick gently nudges the pile of microphones towards the ropes, where Order returns them to their rightful places - in his trousers, right beside his junk.



    It's the 2018 King of WC, Jiggy! The Jiggmeister runs to the ring, very nearly slipping on a dropped microphone, but avoids the pitfall! Hurrah!

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    Order's out, Jiggy's in. Who's gone next?


    CWA: A Decade of Decadence
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 11

    Looks like a not-insignificant amount are saving their votes for the final hour. Intriguing, to say the least.


    CWA: A Decade of Decadence
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 11

    Or you're me and like everyone left so don't wanna choose

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 11

    Hell yeah, Gettin' Jiggy Wit It!

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