View Poll Results: Who do you want to eliminate?

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  • Tennessee Nicky

    0 0%
  • Wang Chung

    0 0%
  • Zero

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  • Baldrick

    1 5.56%
  • Fuji Vice

    0 0%
  • CGS

    1 5.56%
  • Silk

    0 0%
  • Doom

    7 38.89%
  • Creeping Death

    0 0%
  • Slick Mitch

    0 0%
  • The EC

    0 0%
  • Order

    3 16.67%
  • The Golden One

    3 16.67%
  • Baloocha

    2 11.11%
  • Jimmy King

    1 5.56%
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Thread: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 9

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    WC Royal Rumble X: Day 9



    As Baloocha starts gnawing a protesting Wang Chung on the arm, as bears are wont to do, Wolf Beast finds himself cornered by the Hall of Fame team of Tennessee Nicky & Fuji Vice!

    Wolf Beast: Woah, woah, hold up! Don't focus on me, I'm just an unassuming normal dude! Look over there, CGS is still in this, surely he's a bigger threat than me, right?

    CGS: I'm a threat? Oh wow, thanks Wolf Beast! Man, this does wonders for my self-confidence! I can do anything! I'M GONNA FIGHT CREEPING DEATH TO THE DEATH!

    Full of misplaced confidence, CGS attempts to intercept a fight between Creeping Death and The EC, only to catch an accidental fist to the chin. He proceeded to spend the next minute on the mat, quietly swearing revenge, until Creeping Death accidentally steps on him. Then he crawls to a corner and curls up in a fetal ball.

    But anyway, back to Wolf Beast and his predicament.

    Tennessee Nicky: It's less that you're a threat and more that you're a newbie to the Rumble.

    Fuji Vice: Yeah, it's been a while since someone namedropped the Newbie Curse so we figured, y'know, fulfil the prophecy and shit.

    Wolf Beast: Well, how- Uh- Maybe you-

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: WOLF BEAST! UNLEASH YOUR INNER WOLF BEAST!

    Nash: The fuck you doing

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: Offering advice to my fellow wolfly-named user. Don't worry, he paid me like three bucks so it's legal.

    Nash: Yeah, but... 'Unleash your inner wolf beast?'

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: Yeah, like... Your inner savage, the primal warrior, all that junk. I assume that's where he gets the name from.

    Wolf Beast: By god, the sexy mofo at ringside is right! I'M UNLEASHING THE WOLF BEAST!

    WOWZERS! With a flash of lightning, Wolf Beast has transformed from a meek, if somewhat muscular human user, into a WEREWOLF! Wolf Beast has unleashed his Wolf Beast!

    Tennessee Nicky: what.

    Wolf Beast: AHA! BEHOLD, MY REAL FORM!

    Fuji Vice: So is this like a Teen Wolf kinda thing, or An American Werewolf in London gig, or-

    Tennessee Nicky: You can't be a werewolf, it's not even a full moon.

    Wolf Beast: ... shit.

    Wolf Beast hurriedly reverts back to his human form. It's marginally less impressive than the jacked werewolf bod, and only slightly less hairy. The trio stand around awkwardly, unsure how to proceed.

    Fuji Vice: ... Is it like The Wolfman (2010) or The Wolfman (1941)?

    Wolf Beast: Just eliminate me, please.

    Fuji Vice: We'll settle this discussion later. I'll have my people call your people, we'll do lunch.

    WHAMMO! With a pair of forearms, the Hall of Famers send Wolf Beast hurtling over the top rope! The WereWolf Beast is eliminated, but he'll be back around by the next full moon, presumptuously.



    It's the nicest man in WC, Jimmy King! Jimmy King consoles Wolf Beast on his elimination, before sliding into the ring.

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    Solid run for Wolf Beast in his first Rumble, but his time is up, his time is now. Meanwhile, Jimmy King enters. I wonder if he ever gets tired of the John Cena theme song.
    Last edited by Smooth Jazz Wolf; 02-17-2019 at 10:42 AM.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 9

    I don’t ever get tired of that song, it’s one of my all time favorite themes and one of the best imo.

    “I’ll brush ya mouth like Colgate!”

    You can’t beat lyrics like that.
    Last edited by Jimmy King; 02-17-2019 at 02:08 PM.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 9

    I couldn't see myself last after a couple of days in the bubble. It's been fun guys.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 9

    morning lads.

    My apologies for the now-twelve hour delay in the next day. Got sick, had to go to the doctor's, and by the time I got home I was too bloody exhausted to do anything.

    Day 10 is going up within the next 30 minutes. Thank you for your patience.
    Last edited by Smooth Jazz Wolf; 02-18-2019 at 10:42 PM.


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