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    Jimmy Uso Arrested

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    Wecome to the Uso Penitentiary?

    (Apologies if this has already been posted)

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    Re: Jimmy Uso Arrested

    Jimmy you bobohead you should of stayed in the Car. WWE might have not the Match between The Usos vs Shane/Miz this Sunday to send a message to ya. He's lucky they didn't charge him with more considering he wanted to fight a Cop, and was for sure drunk.

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    Re: Jimmy Uso Arrested

    Driving the wrong way down a one-way street...


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    Re: Jimmy Uso Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Cam Dog View Post
    Driving the wrong way down a one-way street...
    not such an a may ya ya ya zing driver.

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    Re: Jimmy Uso Arrested

    Hey, now both of the Usos have been arrested for being idiots under the influence.
    Everything will surely be alright.



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    Re: Jimmy Uso Arrested

    So Naomi was driving, and didn't get arrested, so I assume she wasn't drunk driving. Jimmy wasn't driving, just arrested for being a drunk idiot.

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    Re: Jimmy Uso Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Vayne View Post
    Hey, now both of the Usos have been arrested for being idiots under the influence.
    Plot twist: Jey keeps committing crimes and pretending he's Jimmy.

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    You can't have a reasonable discussion about serious topics with people like Marketh around.

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    Re: Jimmy Uso Arrested



    Worked into a shoot.

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    Re: Jimmy Uso Arrested

    The Usos might be the greatest WWE tag team of all time. So good it’s alludes the fact that they almost might be one of the dumbest.
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    Spoiler:


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    Re: Jimmy Uso Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Marketh View Post
    Plot twist: Jey keeps committing crimes and pretending he's Jimmy.
    This is all leading to an angle where Jey turns heel on Jimmy by impersonating him and getting him into trouble. There'll be a massive feud between them in which Jey reveals he was jealous that Jimmy got all the spotlight by being on Total Divas and being married to one of the company's top Women's talents, and that he refuses to be the Samu/Jannetty of the Usos. Jimmy will try to make up with his brother but Jey will tell him that he wishes Jimmy died in the womb.

    This will all culminate in a 1-on-1 Uso Penitentiary match (pretty much a Punjabi Prison Match under another name) between the twins at WrestleMania. Both men will be wearing the identical shorts for some reason, each of which will have Velcro name tags on the ass to distinguish both of them. The climax of the match will have Jimmy carrying Jey in the fireman's carry at the top of the cage, ready to Super Samoan Drop him back into the ring. Jey, beaten badly and sensing his impending doom, uses his last bit of strength to switch the name tags around behind Jimmy's back. Jimmy then executes the move, then gets up and leaves the cage then awakens the referee, (who, up until that point, lay unconscious on the floor after being knocked out by Hall of Famer Michael Tarver), who'll spot the name tag and award the match to Jey!


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    Re: Jimmy Uso Arrested



    Pulled a Big Show


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    Re: Jimmy Uso Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Necro View Post


    Pulled a Big Show

    In tribute to Show's 20th anniversary with WWE.

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    Re: Jimmy Uso Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Ed View Post
    In tribute to Show's 20th anniversary with WWE.


    Haha good call.

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    Re: Jimmy Uso Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Cam Dog View Post
    This is all leading to an angle where Jey turns heel on Jimmy by impersonating him and getting him into trouble. There'll be a massive feud between them in which Jey reveals he was jealous that Jimmy got all the spotlight by being on Total Divas and being married to one of the company's top Women's talents, and that he refuses to be the Samu/Jannetty of the Usos. Jimmy will try to make up with his brother but Jey will tell him that he wishes Jimmy died in the womb.

    This will all culminate in a 1-on-1 Uso Penitentiary match (pretty much a Punjabi Prison Match under another name) between the twins at WrestleMania. Both men will be wearing the identical shorts for some reason, each of which will have Velcro name tags on the ass to distinguish both of them. The climax of the match will have Jimmy carrying Jey in the fireman's carry at the top of the cage, ready to Super Samoan Drop him back into the ring. Jey, beaten badly and sensing his impending doom, uses his last bit of strength to switch the name tags around behind Jimmy's back. Jimmy then executes the move, then gets up and leaves the cage then awakens the referee, (who, up until that point, lay unconscious on the floor after being knocked out by Hall of Famer Michael Tarver), who'll spot the name tag and award the match to Jey!
    You had me at Tarver.


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    Re: Jimmy Uso Arrested

    Jimmy Uso's a dumbass.

    Thank God he didn't get his ass brutally beaten by the cop for his stupid antics by being drunk and stupid. As for Naomi, why in the hell is she driving at the wrong direction on a one-way street? Have the common sense to know what road you're driving on for fuck sakes.

    That's embarrassing.


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