View Poll Results: Who do you want to eliminate?

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  • Happy Jon

    13 56.52%
  • Tennessee Nicky

    0 0%
  • Wang Chung

    0 0%
  • The Gipper

    1 4.35%
  • Wolf Beast

    0 0%
  • Zero

    0 0%
  • Baldrick

    0 0%
  • Fuji Vice

    0 0%
  • CGS

    0 0%
  • Shawn

    0 0%
  • Silk

    0 0%
  • BattleTank

    6 26.09%
  • Sayer

    2 8.70%
  • Doom

    0 0%
  • Creeping Death

    1 4.35%
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Thread: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

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    WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2



    As the WC Rumble officially begins, the fifteen competitors immediately break down into groups of infighting. Let's see who's squaring up against who, shall we?

    Former Rumble winner Silk immediately sets her eyes on the biggest threat! Unfortunately that threat is yet to enter, so she settles on clearly the second-biggest threat: Shawn. Silk approaches Shawn with gusto, and offers a handshake, suggesting an alliance to take them both to the finals! Cleverly devious! But Shawn refuses to take the easy road, proclaiming that he's too smart to team up with a snake, and cannot be fooled or deceived! Whilst he's announcing this statement loudly, Wolf Beast casually steals his wallet and his coupon for a free pancake at Denny's. WHAT A FIEND.

    Meanwhile, two of the #2 entrants, Tennessee Nicky and The Gipper, are furiously arguing over who is the 'legitimate' second entrant, and thus who deserves the opening staredown with entrant #1, Happy Jon. Happy Jon offers an alternative, suggesting that Tennessee Nicky & The Gipper have their own staredown with each other, with crowd reaction deciding who is over enough to proceed to the staredown with Happy Jon. This ingenious and rather remarkable idea of pushing people based on crowd responses is summarily shat on, and Tennessee Nicky & The Gipper decide to skip the staredown and kick Happy Jon in the shins instead.

    Over in a corner, what appears to be a standard tag team match is underway, as BattleTank & Doom heartily double-team Sayer, isolating him from making the tag to his partner and saviour, Fuji Vice. The Dream Team of DOOMTANK cheerfully drop forearms on Sayer, until a miscommunication results in Doom accidentally stepping on BattleTank'sfoot! An argument ensures! Sayer uses this opportunity to tag in Fuji Vice, who immediately turns on Sayer and begins kicking the stuffing out of him. This is no surprise, as Fuji Vice has spent the last nine months telling everyone who will hear that he's going to 'turn that mafia heathen into spaghetti.' BattleTank & Doom join in on the beatdown of Sayer, and a passing Zero also lends a hand. We'll check back on Sayer's wellbeing later, once we scrape his remains off the mat.

    Elsewhere, Baldrick has a cunning plan to ensure he stays in this thing as long as possible - by handcuffing himself to the top rope. Truly a marvellous strategy, worthy of academical acclaim! Unfortunately he accidentally handcuffs himself not to the top rope, but to Wang Chung, who sources tell me does not look like a top rope at all. How Baldrick made this mistake, no-one will know. Wang Chung immediately knocks Baldrick out with a killer right hook and begins shifting through his pockets for the key, finding a half-eaten burrito for his troubles. He eats it, and gains +1 Strength but -1 Hygiene.

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: Things are kicking off in this year's Rumble so far, but it doesn't look like anyone's close to being eliminated. Perhaps this year we can have more than 15 users in the ring at a time.

    Nash: I doubt it.

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: OH BISCUITS, IT'S NASH! ... Nash? Where the hell did you come from?

    Nash: ... I live here.

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: I thought you moved to, like, China, and got your organs harvested.

    Nash: Nah, I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and wound up here. Florida, godamn. I'd rather have my organs harvested.

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: The night is still young, boss. But look! Whilst we were distracted, things are happening in the ring!

    Indeed! TCON & CGS appear to be having a very heated argument!

    CGS: Look, Tch-own, there can be only one person with their name in all capitals in this Rumble, and I think clearly I'm the best person for it.

    TCON: Here are some reasons as to why you're full of shit, Cigs ........... You don't own a monopoly on allcaps names............. I'm cooler than you............. You smell bad........

    CGS: Them's fighting words!

    BAM! CGS levels TCON with a right hook! TCON stumbles towards the ropes, and CGS clotheslines him over and out of the Rumble! Our first elimination! Better luck next time, Tch-own.



    Unfortunately we can't dwell on TCON's elimination any longer, as last year's WC Rumble winner Creeping Death is our next entrant! He runs into the ring, immediately doing fisticuffs with a gloating CGS!

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    TCON's our first elimination. Who will be second?
    Last edited by Smooth Jazz Wolf; 02-10-2019 at 06:17 AM.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    I worked hard for that burrito too! Back to the cunning plan board.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Baldrick View Post
    I worked hard for that burrito too! Back to the cunning plan board.
    YEAH ! You don't take and eat another man's half-eaten burrito !

    We should gang up on Wang Chung for this crime against society and humanity !


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    Happy Jon is going to be sad

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    The sad, pathetic wretches of WC will not undo my happiness.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    That pancake was delicious fwiw

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    Alright, well...in pure retaliation....bye bye BattleTank.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Happy Jon View Post
    The sad, pathetic wretches of WC will not undo my happiness.
    As a good Canadian, I feel the need to apologize for my vote. However, I did it because I thought it would make you happy, and it's hard for me to be sorry for that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wang Chung
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    official vote: Happy Jon

    He is at least indy in this thing and will probably kill Sayer.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    Official Vote: Wang Chung

    Classic Wang mafia move, piling on the vote when Jon's already as good as lynched.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wang Chung
    Fuji- got his hint possibly town but also threatened Cox with a burrito up his ass







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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Fuji Vice View Post
    Official Vote: Wang Chung

    Classic Wang mafia move, piling on the vote when Jon's already as good as lynched.
    You're my partner come on Fuj.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Wang Chung View Post
    You're my partner come on Fuj.

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    I guess we'd better not tell anyone that Sayer's the Don.

    Whoops.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wang Chung
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    You know what's better is. I did all of that and never actually did vote. Damn that Sayer. Oh wait shhhh

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    Now I did.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    I got a investigation last night which says that Sully is town. Surprising result indeed.
    " I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else."

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    DOOMTANK! What a name! Sorry Sayer, for the time being you’re the victim of a forearm, forearm, stomp, repeat.





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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Wang Chung View Post
    You know what's better is. I did all of that and never actually did vote. Damn that Sayer. Oh wait shhhh

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    Now I did.
    Better hope someone else votes after you because I hear the last person to vote for Jon gets taken out with him.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Gipper View Post
    I got a investigation last night which says that Sully is town. Surprising result indeed.
    Maybe I was lying about Sayer being the Don.

    Quote Originally Posted by BattleTank View Post
    DOOMTANK! What a name! Sorry Sayer, for the time being you’re the victim of a forearm, forearm, stomp, repeat.
    I don't think I have to tell you that a name change is in order. DOOMTANK is killer~!


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by The Gipper View Post
    I got a investigation last night which says that Sully is town. Surprising result indeed.
    Hey we mafia dont always tell the truth and this isn't a night phase where you can have your little talk show with cotton.

    But that is surprising to say the least.


    It doesnt matter who is scum or not now. Jon voted for himself.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Wang Chung View Post
    Hey we mafia dont always tell the truth and this isn't a night phase were you can have your little talk show with cotton.
    Damn, I thought you were bluffing that you were mafia but only true mafia members say were instead of where. You mafia scum.
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by The Gipper View Post
    Damn, I thought you were bluffing that you were mafia but only true mafia members say were instead of where. You mafia scum.
    Damn fat fingers. Now back to your show Gip.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Fuji Vice View Post
    As a good Canadian, I feel the need to apologize for my vote. However, I did it because I thought it would make you happy, and it's hard for me to be sorry for that.
    Well, if you did it in consideration for my feelings, then I forgive you.

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