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Thread: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

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    KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    Fuji Vice
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    Why You Should Vote For Fuji Vice, In His Own Words: "I feel honoured and privileged to be in the company of such a fine group of gentlemen and would be happy to see any of them become WC's King. That being said, if you see fit to vote for me again I'll gladly take up the crown one more time and continue to make this the most FUN place on the internet. Don't you want that? Don't you want FUN? Of course you do, and the easiest way to get that FUN is to give me a vote. It'll be amazing. The second after you click that little dot beside my name you'll instantly feel the FUN vibe flowing through you like the force. You know you want to feel that and you know you want FUN so you know what you have to do. Vote Fuji and bask in the glorious feeling of FUN...FOREVER~!"

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    I love you. You -- complete me WC.

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    Without me.”

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    The Semi-Finals kick off with an absolute nailbiter! Fuji vs Booty! my heart...


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    Re: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    Well fuck


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    Re: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    BOOTY NIGHTS

    sorry Fuj

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    Re: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    God damn, LXG gauntlet this side of the bracket

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    Re: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    Good luck my Booty baby!


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    Re: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    Quote Originally Posted by Fuji Vice View Post
    Good luck my Booty baby!
    This is war!!!!



    Just kidding, good luck in the finals


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    Re: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    I am voting Booty since Fuji is leading. God this section is gutting.

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    Re: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    So voted while driving and I hit my name instead of Fuji’s....looks like I’m DQ’ed


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    Re: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    Quote Originally Posted by JakeYourBooty View Post
    So voted while driving and I hit my name instead of Fuji’s....looks like I’m DQ’ed
    I really don't want to win like this.


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    Re: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    Quote Originally Posted by JakeYourBooty View Post
    So voted while driving and I hit my name instead of Fuji’s....looks like I’m DQ’ed


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    Werner Herzog is fucking pissed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaiZ-R View Post
    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
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    Re: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    Quote Originally Posted by JakeYourBooty View Post
    So voted while driving and I hit my name instead of Fuji’s....looks like I’m DQ’ed


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    Dont vote and drive.

    (seriously ;( )

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    Re: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    Quote Originally Posted by Tennessee Nicky View Post
    Werner Herzog is fucking pissed.
    Booty should eat his shoe for this.

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    Re: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    Now they call him old whiskey shoes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wang Chung
    Fuji- got his hint possibly town but also threatened Cox with a burrito up his ass







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    Re: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    Ever drank Bailey’s from a shoe?


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    Re: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    Due to either Booty's ingenious plan of accidentally disqualifying himself, or Fuji's enormous pen- uh, popularity, Fuji Vice advances to the finals. Joining him will be either Jiggy or Shake, poll going up shortly.


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    Re: KOWC 2018 Semi-Finals R1: Fuji Vice (5) vs JakeYourBooty (9)

    Quote Originally Posted by Smooth Jazz Wolf View Post
    Due to either Booty's ingenious plan of accidentally disqualifying himself, or Fuji's enormous pen- uh, popularity, Fuji Vice advances to the finals. Joining him will be either Jiggy or Shake, poll going up shortly.
    It's true, I actually do have an enormous pen. It's one of those silly souvenir ones that people buy you when they go to Niagara Falls even though you live less than an hour and a half away from Niagara Falls.

    Oh, that's not what we were talking about? Never mind then.

    Still feel bad about winning this way but I'll do my best to make Booty proud and take home another crown for the LXG crew.


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