& Chubby Carlos
"Suit up, because this RP is going to be LEGEN...wait for it...DARY."
~ The scene opens in lovely Toronto, Canada. It is about night time as the sun has finally set on the day and CWA is just a few days away from rocking the place when Adrenaline Rush comes to town. The night life is beautiful as people are just walking around in the city of Toronto and just living life. Everyone seems happy as the camera catches up with someone who doesn't look all too happy and that person is "Mr Sports Entertainment" Mr Willis. Willis is seen walking in his street clothes, the casual long sleeve white t-shirt and a warm wool hoodie with denim jeans and construction boots. He is walking with a hot chocolate in his hand as the CWAcameras follow him around. Willis turns around and see's the CWA camera crew following him as he finds a small bench and he sits down on it.~
I never seen the day where I would 2nd guess anything, but since my return I am starting to think if I just should of stayed where I was in my home town of Chicago and decided to choose another career path. It seems that since my return, I have not been striking with the same fire that I have been striking with, it kind of feels like I am off by a step or maybe even a step and half. I know that even when Michael Jordan made his return to the NBA, he had to find himself before he can return to playing like he used to but my question to myself is how long? How long will I be off by a step? I mean if you have seen Uprising then you should know what I am talking about. I hit Rolando with not one but TWO!!!! D.T.E and with one slamming his ass through the announcers table but it did not put him away, then he managed to break free from the legendary submission hold Turn Kings To Pawns. It seems that I threw everything but the gods damn kitchen sink at this guy and he took it and continue to keep going and to defeat me in the middle of the ring at Uprising.
~ Willis takes a sip of the hot coco as he uses his hand to wipe his mouth. Willis places his cup right next to him as he folds his hands and places them on his lap as he refocuses his attention to the camera.~
At Five Star Attraction, I made my huge return to the profession I love in professional wrestling and the wrestling company I love in CWA. Since my return at the grandest stage in CWA, I have not lived up to the Mr. Willis that the wrestling world knew before I took my hiatus. Since my return, I have had two official matches and I lost them both. Now this is not the ass kicking Mr. Willis that blazed his way to the top of the company two years ago, it seems that I have to find my ass kicking swagger again for me to go back to the boot to ass machine that I was before. Maybe it will just come back to me and only time separates me from regaining the success that I had in the wrestling ring. Maybe, it will never be like it used to and I have to find a way to either re-event myself or leave the business alone but before I do that, I want to walk in to Adrenaline Rush and give this ass kicking side of Mr. Willis one more shot, one more time to see if I can hit this son of a bitch out for a home run.
~ He finishes his hot coco as he throws the cup to the ground before again giving his attention back to the camera crew but before Willis can speak, the camera man asks Mr. Willis a question.~
It seems that the last time we had seen you, you spend a good portion of your time speaking about how Rolando did not have the desire to make it in the wrestling business. Now with the results of Uprising being what they are, does that change your opinion on Rolando?
~ Willis pauses for a second as he quickly then answers the camera man's question.~
At Uprising, Rolando fell victim to two D.T.E and one being through the announcers table and then he battled through the Turn Kings To Pawns. With all that he still came out victorious and picked himself up a huge win in his career. So yes, my opinion on Rolando has changed since before Uprising as this guy looks like he is for real but my question is what will happen when we meet in the ring again? What will happen in this tag match at Adrenaline Rush when I team up with Chubby Carlos to take on him and Diego Gonzalez in the main event? You see at Uprising, he knew he was expecting from me but I underestimated him and that is why he picked up the victory but at Adrenaline Rush, we will see what will happen when I step in to the ring and go face to face with him.
: Now you also team up tonight with the unpredictable Chubby Carlos, what are thoughts on that?
Well you see the thing about Chubby Carlos is .......
~ Willis stops short of his sentence as he see's Chubby across the street sitting at a bar surrounded by a crowd of people. Curious Mr.Willis and the un-named camera man go across the street to see what causing all the commotion. They cautiously enter the bar and squeeze into the crowd to get a good view of what's going on. The camera man gets a good shot of Mr.Willis looking very bewildered at the bizarre scene that's in front of him.
What the f....
~ The camera swings around to reveal Chubby Carlos wearing (Of all things) Moose antlers on his head while drinking what looks like one of many shot glasses full of ambler liquid which at first seems to be alcohol but judging by the way every single glass seems to take several prolonged seconds to drink because the contents of the glass seems to be sticking to it, it’s actually maple syrup. After what seems like forever Chubby drains the glass much to the delight of the small crowd. Chubby slams the glass on the counter and punches the air as if he accomplished some great feat.~
Yeah Baby! 59 shots of maple syrup, I am un-touchable tonight dude! Hey that reminds me did I ever tell you about the time I kicked a dude so hard in the head that his legs turned into trumpets? I felt bad for the guy he had to leave the ring playing the theme from Pink Panther!.
~ Suddenly Chubby sees Mr.Willis in the crowd. Chubby jumps up from his seat and greets Willis with a smile.~
Hey dude! Willis man, good to see you this party just getting started here. Thank God you’re here dude because between you and me these Canucks are a little nutty.
~ Willis stares at the man drinking maple syrup and wearing moose antlers on his head seemingly at a loss for words. He’s about to say something when suddenly Chubby puts his hand up silencing him.~
Shhh…. Do you sense it? Do you feel it? Do you feel the excitement in the air of having the two most awesome wrestlers of all time on the same team! The planet might just explode due to sheer awesomeness! Together you and I we’ll take over America! No wait! Chubby Carlos and Mr. Willis will take over North America! America, America! The world! The Universe! The Milky Freaking Way! You and I are going to fight for truth, justice and Rock and Roll! Defeating evil where ever we go! Its gonna epic! The only problem now is what to call ourselves… Chubby Willis? Mr. Carlos? I don’t know what do you think?
~ . Mr. Willis smiles as he places his hand on the shoulder of Carlos and looks at the camera man.~
I knew that teaming with this man right here would be well out of the ordinary but you know what? I can dig it. As for a team name Chubby, well how about the Party Seekers? I mean you like to party..... a lot and well so do I so I can uses to rocking Adrenaline Rush and wrestling world but down to business as we get started, boots to asses is a must for when we step in to the ring with Diego and Rolando .... boots to asses I say!
~ Chubby Carlos sits down at the bar as he reaches over and pulls a bottle from behind the counter. Willis sits next to him as the camera man remains there, Chubby pours three shots as he slides one over to Willis and hands one to the camera man.~
Sorry I don't drink.
~ Willis and Chubby stare at the camera man as they answer the camera man in unison
& Chubby Carlos
: What you mean you don't drink?
I don't drink, why is that so hard to believe?
~ Willis and Chubby turn their backs as they each take a shot of Jack Daniels. Willis looks over to Chubby. ~
So Willis, me and you delivering boots to asses on Adrenaline Rush. Rolando and Diego will not stand a snow ball of a chance against the Party Seekers, we stand for the right of the world and probably the best tag team since r2d2 and c3po.
I get to be r2d2....
DAMN IT!!!! but Rolando and Diego will not know what hit them because we are awesome x2, NO!!! x100, NO!!! x100,000, NO!!!!! x MOTHER FREAKING INFINITY!!!!! and we will not be stopped .... high five buddy!!!
~ Willis and Chubby do the corniest looking high five ever as the bartender brings them more to drink. Willis sits there sipping his drink as he sees a very attractive female sitting a few seats over as Willis slowly gets up and goes to talk to her. Chubby see's this as he screams to Willis.~
HEY!!! See if she has a friend. I'm working on putting together a dance dance revolution team and I need to get one more person!
~ Chubby drains his glass and sets it back down on the table before turning to the camera. ~
So as you can see me and Willis get along just fine. "The Party Seekers" I like that and in tag team competition that is oh so important and tonight we going to prove it in the main event where I belong! Were going to show that Mr. Willis and Chubby Carlos are the best damn wrestlers on the planet. How can I be so confident that we'll win? Well for one I'm Chubby Carlos and two were facing the most vile combination of evil since the Jonas brothers! Rolando Fuentes and Diego Gonzales. To be honest dude I don't think I have it in me to face Diego again. I mean did you see Uprising? He destroyed me! He gave me the beating of my life! I don't think I can ever walk again let alone compete! It looked like Diego proved once and for all that- What a sec. something coming back to me... Hold on.... I seem to remember hitting Diego with ...one...two...three fastfoods and then BEATING HIM! Ohhh did that sting Diego? I bet it did. I’ll give credit where credit is due. He took me to hell and back! He tried every dirty trick in his playbook but he just couldnt keep me down. How does it feel Diego? How does it feel to know that you hit with everything you had but you couldn’t keep me down. At uprising I delivered on my promise and made you eat you’re words and prove just how worthless I really am and tonight? Tonight I’m going to prove it again! The Ice man on the other hand? Lets just say he's going to brought down a few levels by us tonight. He’s the most arrogant wrestler on the planet and I’m honestly surprised that you head can actually fit in a room because you’re damn ego. You wanna talk about boots to asses? Well this guy is a master of hands to asses! Because your ass is practically your own ventriloquist! He like to talk about everyone he’s beaten but guess what? He hasn’t beaten anyone until he’s beaten me! And if you think that’s going easy just talk to Diego about our match! These guys can't work together their egos are just too big! While me and Willis are going to show that we are the better team the most effective team and most importantly the winning team!
~ Chubby turns back around to see how Willis is doing with the girl. They both seem to hitting it off as Willis starts working his mojo. ~
Whatever Willis is saying to her sees to working .
~Chubby grins at the camera and whispers under his breath.~
~ Pow! The girl angrily slaps Mr.Willis right in the face and leaves her table in clear anger. Willis holds his bright red cheek in pain and embarrassment while Chubby just laughs his ass off as Willis walks back to the table in defeat.
Dude what the hell did you say to her? ....Also why is there a purple parrot on your shoulder? Can I pet it?
Well , I was talking to the chick and I started to make my move and then I realized that this girl looks familiar. As I sit there with her, then I realized that I knew her sister and well she felt victim to the Mr. Willis - nail and bail program so I informed her about that and well it turns around that her sister attempted suicide over it and I try to tell her that it wasn't my fault but I get the slap across the face.
~Clearly the drink is getting to Chubby as he having trouble putting words together.~
I like...like seriously love you dude.
~Willis takes another shot as he looks at Chubby.~
Why wouldn't you, I am a sexy beast baby. Though Rolando and Diego won't be getting any love when we take our boots and shove it so far up their asses that they will need to use our shoe laces as dental floss. Ass kicking is the goal and victory is the mission and we will complete the mission.
~Mr. Willis goes to take a shot as the camera man asks a question.~
Showtime arrived at Uprising, what are your thoughts on that?
: I really don't care about that right about now, I am just looking for a fine female to join me and BANG!!! BANG!!!! BANGITY!!! BANG!!!!
~Mr. Willis looks away from the camera as he scoops out for chicks as the camera man looks at Chubby Carlos.~
Dude what are the bets that Fuentes and Diego even make it to Adrenaline Rush without tearing each other apart? There's no way they’re going to work together! Fuentes will probably be all like ...
~Chubby starts to speak in a fake deep sounding voice.~
I am the Ice man! I’m the greatest wrestler in the world blah blah blah, I am the better than everyone else in CWA yada yada yada. You sir are not worthy to team with me ha ha ha!!" and Diego Gonzales will be like
~Chubby tries to mimics Diego Gonzales wide eyed stare and starts to speak in a paranoid whisper.~
“The man is trying to keep Diego Gonazles by making me team with you! You see you say your my partner but I see through the conspiracy! The magical elfs in my head told me that you're going to betray me! Blah,blah conspiracy blah!" And then Fuentes will be all like " YOU DARE INSULT THE SECOND COMING OF ROBERT VAN WINKLE!!? I challenge you to a duel sir!" Then he pulls out his light-saber and Diego pulls out his nunchucks and then-
~Suddenly Chubby gets interrupted by Mr.Willis running pass him at a rapid pace.~
Calm down man! She came on to me!
~The reason for Mr.Willis sudden appearance is quickly revealed as the large and angry looking bartender pushes past Chubby and looks at Mr.Willis with murder written all over his face.~
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT!?
All I said was she didn't sweat that much for a fat chick. What? Its a compliment!
~Chubby sensing trouble stands up from his seat and steps in between the two trying to defuse the situation.~
Dude calm down, peace, love and polka dots! Please excuse my friend. He's had a bit too much to drink. So have I for that matter…I think I’m starting to hear colours…
I don't care! I'm going to rip both you and that pervert limb from limb!
Whoa whoa whoa!! Before you do something stupid I think its only fair for you to know that we are highly trained athletics and if you attack us I'll have to--
~Before Chubby tells them what he is going to do the bartender quickly takes a double barrel shotgun from behind the counter and points it at our heroes.~
-....Apologies for getting in your way good sir. Wow look at the time I need to get home! But you feel free to deal with this disgusting pervert whoever he is! He must be sick in the head to insult such a fine upstanding gentleman such as yourself! Well bye now!
~Chubby tries to leave but the bartender cocks his gun causing Chubby to freeze in place.~
Oh no you don't! You think you two can come into my bar and insult my wife and get away with it? Your both going to pay!
~Chubby inches over to Mr. Willis and whispers in his ear.~
Dude this guy is nuts! Were in a tight jam here man. If you have any bright ideas on how to escape this guy I would love to hear it!
~Mr. Willis scratches his chin contemplating what to do, and then really fast he slaps the shotgun that the Bartender is holding up in the air and it FIRES!!!!!!. Willis snatches a bottle of Scotch off the bar table as he, Chubby and the camera man run like hell out of the bar. They run down the street and down the block as they stop infront of a hotel and it is the hotel where Mr. Willis is staying at. Willis looks at Chubby Carlos.~
I got Call of Duty upstairs, you ok to play?
Awesome! Let’s do it dude!
~ Chubby Carlos starts walking forward …. and instantly falls straight to the ground in a drunken state. Willis tries to help him up but Chubby snatches the bottle out of Willis's hand and guzzles it down. Willis walks in the hotel as Chubby sits on the front steps of the building before he just passes out on the ground. The scene goes to black as the segment comes to an end. ~