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Thread: ERBoH - Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris - WHO WINS?

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    ERBoH - Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris - WHO WINS?

    Every so often I will post one of the many Epic Rap Battles of History. Your job, as the viewer, is to decide on just who won the battle rap. Sounds simple, right?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y



    Awesome one, imo. I'll pick my winner in a little bit.
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    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



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    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    The battle was a tough one between these two.

    I have to go with Abraham Lincoln on this one.


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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    So unsure who to pick. I'm leaning towards Norris though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    Honest Abe baby. Good rap battle.


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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    The black belt on the bearded dick line put Chuck over for me.

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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    Gotta give this one to Chuck and his black belt wearing dick beard.


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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    Went Abe.

    “It was the 4th or 5th time I dunked on him & I could tell he was frustrated ” - Hassan Whiteside

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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    Lincoln wins this by a mile. All Chuck did was recite those lame 'Chuck Norris facts'. Abe Lincoln crushed him.


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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    Went with Chuck. #underdog
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
    [02:00 AM] Dakstang : girls ain't dudes


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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    Quote Originally Posted by KTK View Post
    Went with Chuck. #underdog
    You like picking the loser.

    “It was the 4th or 5th time I dunked on him & I could tell he was frustrated ” - Hassan Whiteside

    Quote Originally Posted by Dakstang
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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainC View Post
    You like picking the loser.
    Twas why I picked you, hon. <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    I love you so much.

    “It was the 4th or 5th time I dunked on him & I could tell he was frustrated ” - Hassan Whiteside

    Quote Originally Posted by Dakstang
    I would much rather please God than men.


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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    Tough one, but I went with Chuck Norris.

    I love those Chuck Norris facts, I even have a t-shirt with a list of them on it.


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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    THIS **** IS ALL TIED UP.
    Spoiler:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    I also own a Norris facts t shirt.

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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    TBF, Lincoln ruled here too. "I've got a bucket full of my head, and I'm about to make it rain".
    Spoiler:

    I solemnly swear I am up to no good



    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
    [02:00 AM] Dakstang : girls ain't dudes


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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    "And you're gonna' lose this battle like you lost Return of the Dragon" sold me on Honest Abe.

    ****ing close one though, that was easily the best one yet.


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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    Quote Originally Posted by KTK View Post
    TBF, Lincoln ruled here too. "I've got a bucket full of my head, and I'm about to make it rain".
    That was the quote I was thinking of earlier, Ken.

    Not even Chuck Norris has his own coin and dollar bill, like what Abraham Lincoln has.


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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    Chuck Norris. Chuck ****ing Norris. And his dick. That is bearded.


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    Re: ERBoH - - WHO WINS?

    Tied 7 - 7! My gut tells me this is a close one.


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