With this being the last episode of Raw before the 2012 Royal Rumble, expect to see several superstars claim why they are favourites to win. Which wrestlers will gain some last-minute momentum leading into the Royal Rumble? - WHO GIVES A CLAP?!?!?! Last week on Raw, John Cena found out that he would be facing his tormentor, Kane, at the Royal Rumble. Will Kane continue to play mind-games on Cena, or can Cena rise above the hate that Kane brings? CENA WILL HIT KANE WITH EVERYTHING HE'S GOT, AND STILL LOOSE; SETTING THE STAGE FOR THE ROYAL SNOOZE, ER RUMBLE. Also last week, we saw Zack Ryder lose the US Championship he worked so hard to gain at the hands of Jack Swagger. The match was not without controversy as Ryder was not medically cleared to compete, but the decision stood. Will Ryder find out when he can expect his mandatory rematch? NO. Chris Jericho continues to confound the <acronym title="World Wrestling Entertainment" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); cursor: help; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); text-align: center; background-color: rgb(250, 250, 250); ">WWE</acronym>
and its fans by doing nothing and saying nothing except pander to the crowd. Will we get any motives for his bizarre actions? NO - THEY WANT YOU TO BELLY UP FOR THE PPV. And speaking of bizarre, will we see more of the Funkasaurus, Brodus Clay? GAWD, I HOPE NOT !!!! Find out all this and more as Raw makes its last stop before the 2012 Royal Rumble.
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