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    Batter The Fake World (Season Two) Red Vs Blue

    Season Two is here!...well not at the moment this is actually just a promo for it, but hey what can ya do?

    Here are the bios you already saw but since we're some lazy bastards this is all you get!


    The Originals

    Hugo- Conceited Muscle Man
    Big Dogg- How do I explain him?
    Heyzoos- Druggie
    Mr.UnEmployment- Take a wild guess
    Little Jimmy- A Little Bitch
    Derek- A Douche who got his ass violated
    Qwerty Yuiop- Smart Guy who got high and tried to cut a table with a spoon

    Vs.

    The New Generation

    Chucklez- Strange Pervert Who has a rough voice and the name of a clown
    Dr.Broski- Jersey Shore's Number One Douchebag
    378-Pac- Dope Fresh Gangsta Rapper
    Jason Streets- A Tough Business man reppin' the streets yo. Snow bunnies4life
    Evil Santa-....self explanatory..
    Mr. Amazing- Actually thinks he's a superhero
    A Mystery Member..BAHAHAHA......I have no life..


    Other Cast members:
    Announcer Guy
    Camera Man
    Mr.Classic

    Many mysteries and challenges await us! What will they be!? I have no idea this show is 97% improv but hey, So is dating and politics.

    There isn't really anything to copyright or reserve so who gives a sh**!? Hey why do they say give a sh**? If i don't care i'm not going to just drop one out of no where. But anyhoosiers all rights are somewhere located in an office at the planet of Dumbassery



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    Re: The Fake World (Season Two) Red Vs Blue

    I am very excited for the 2nd season. Looking forward to how the new characters interact with the vets.

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    Re: The Fake World (Season Two) Red Vs Blue

    Quote Originally Posted by zeypher View Post
    I am very excited for the 2nd season. Looking forward to how the new characters interact with the vets.
    With the holidays coming around i have alot more time to write this compared to season one (usually that sounds odd) Then again i don't do Anything on holidays...except bake pretty cookies

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    Episode One: Here We Go...Again..

    Right now we are following the two cars transporting the two teams for Season Two!..So let's be polite...and spy on them!

    The Originals Car:

    Derek: Well guys..here we are...again...friends...

    Big Dogg: Who are you again?

    Derek: Umm..I'm Derek

    Big Dogg: SAY IT WITH YA CHEST!

    Derek: Ha ha! You joker!..ha..ha...ahh.....err..

    Hugo: So uh..Hugo wants to know...how was everyone's Christmas?

    Derek: I flew my parents home...then they told me how ashamed they were of me...

    Hugo: Sounds nice

    Heyzoos: The f*** is Christmas ese?

    Mr.UnEmployment: It's the day of turkeys, gravy and underwear

    Hugo: I heard that!

    Qwerty Yuiop: We all did.

    Hugo: It's an expression Pickle- D*ck

    Little Jimmy: I don't like pickles! My mommy says they turn into werewolves at night!

    Heyzoos: Uhh...Are we home yet? (is swinging a machete around and wear a T-shirt that says "Say No To Drugs")

    Mr.UnEmployment: A House is not a home..but a trashcan is..

    Qwerty Yuiop: Soo...I assume all of you are attending college soon...
    (car gets silent)

    Big Dogg: What's college? Enlighten us son.

    Qwerty Yuiop:..ha!...you guys are kidding right...right?

    The New Generation car:

    Dr.Broski: So my bros...why don't we all introduce outselves..I'm Doctor...Doctor Broski!

    Chucklez: (rough pervert voice)..uhhh....My name is Chucklez..I love to laugh..hahahaha! (stops and stares)

    Dr.Broski: Fantastic bro...uhh...uh....anyone else?

    378-Pac: YO ME I RHYME CUZ I'M ALWAYS ON TIME I GOT DA CASH AND I LIKE TURTLES!

    Jason Streets: (is on cell phone) yo chill ya self Pac! Work on ya rhymes can't be throwing out rhymes like that

    Mr. Amazing: I'm Am...Amazing! Mr.Amazing!

    Chucklez: Sooo...who here has ever gone all the way?

    Mr. Amazing: Amazing!

    Dr.Broski: Who's the guy in the santa hat sitting in the corner?

    Mr. Amazing: Amazing!

    Evil Santa: ...zz...zzzzz...zzz (wakes up) Who are you people and where is my horse!?

    Mr. Amazing: Amazing!

    378-Pac: Yo yo! Men in black always touchin on mah sack!

    Mr.Amazing: Amazing!

    Jason Streets: Yo chill ya lil' N*gga these fools might try and steal your rhymes.

    Chucklez: I remember this wild woman i met in Puerto Rico she was 6'4 220 What a woman!

    Mr. Amazing: Amazing!

    Dr.Broski: Ya....that's..umm..uhh...Hey we're there!

    Mr. Amazing: Amazing:

    Camera Man: God just shut the f*** up!

    At The House:

    Announcer Guy: Welcome to season two of The Fake World! The Originals Vs The New Generation!

    Big Dogg: WHO ARE THE NEW GENERATION WHO ARE THEY GOD DAMN IT!

    Heyzoos: the guys next to us holmes..

    Big Dogg:..oh ya..Dogg knew that

    Dr.Broski: yeah but i bet your face didn't! Yeah slammed on him my bros!

    Big Dogg: Yo son you see this here (lifts right hand up) Pimp hand Cocked back, Full contact. All Day Every Day sucka.

    Chucklez:..uhh..this is exciting i need some popcorn and some lotion

    Jason Streets: the hell is the lotion for?

    Little Jimmy: I don't like popcorn it gets stuck in my windpipe and i choke and get blue and purple all over!

    Mr. Amazing: Amazing!

    Mr.UnEmployment: .....I don't want to go to school mommy i wanna stay here and bake cookies with you..

    Evil Santa: (crawls with a bottle of vodka and stands up)..Hey..i know you!

    Mr.UnEmployment:.are you...my long lost.....Brother!

    Evil Santa: No you're the guy who stole my lawn mower on Christmas Eve!

    Announcer Guy: Now that you guys are all familiar with each other!

    Qwerty Yuiop: Where's the bathroom?

    Hugo: Hugo wants a massage who can assist him?

    378-Pac: YO I GOT CORN AND I GOT GAY PORN! YA...wait...

    Announcer Guy: Next person who says something when I'm talking is getting shot, Now go finds your rooms!

    Inside The House

    Derek: OMG! There is enough rooms for everyone!

    Big Dogg: why the hell are talking like that? Shut ya mouth before i backhand you to the street and make you someone's Little Lisa!

    Jason Streets: Yo son keep off the streets they mine.

    Big Dogg:...f*** you just say to me?.....Are you talking TO BIG DOGG SUCKA!? I RUN THIS SH**

    Jason Streets: No i do!

    Little Jimmy: No i do! I pimp bitches all day! haha! I'm so coolioz.

    Mr. Amazing: Amazing!

    Qwerty Yuiop: Guys let's just tone it down a little...

    Big Dogg: i think Y'all done forgot who the f*** i am! MY NAME IS BIG MUTHAF*CKIN DOGG! NOW ALL YOU MUTHASUCKAS BETTER LISTEN UP!

    Little Jimmy: Jimmy's having an accident..

    Hugo: Wowsers I just made a mess in my trousers

    Big Dogg: I RUN THIS SH** ALL DAY EVERYDAY GUN ON THE WAIST STRAIGHT FACE HOLDIN IT DOWN ON DA BLOCK BY MY SELF!
    (Someone knocks on the door and they all turn)

    Derek: Who is it?!

    Chucklez: I hope it's that Super Sucker 3000 i ordered

    All Rights Reserved to the douchebag who made this abrupt ending to leave you on the edge of your ass cheeks.


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    Episode Two: Guess Who???

    Where we last left off....

    Hugo: Who is at Hugo's door!?

    Chucklez: It better be those non-breakable handcuffs atleast

    Jason Streets: You disgust The Streets son.

    378-Pac: Yo Streets! They get hungry and they gotta eat...streets..word..

    Mr. Amazing: Amazing!

    Camera Man: Just open the f***ing door!

    Heyzoos: uhh..I'll get it...sniffle...*sneezes white powder*

    Qwerty Yuiop: No, that's not perdictable or anything

    Derek: Fine I'll get it!

    Little Jimmy: Don't yell Jimmy's scared!

    Big Dogg: Quit being a bitch! Son do you get scared when you take a dump?

    Little Jimmy: I get scared the toilet will take me instead.

    Dr.Broski: Ok my dudes I'll get it (he reaches for the door)

    Mr.UnEmployment: .....When did we get a door? in my day we had to open the window and crawl like turtles

    Evil Santa: Amen to that (passes bottle of whiskey around)

    Mr. Amazing: Amazi- We have booze? Pass that sh*t this way! My crime fighting has tired me.

    Derek: What crime fighting? All you do is say Amazing.

    Mr. Amazing: Well if i Didn't who would?! (sees a fly)...oh no! My semi-greatest Villain! The Fly King! (dives after the fly)

    Qwerty Yuiop: Weren't we supposed to be doing something?

    Dr.Broski: look my bros I'm trying to open this door!

    Hugo: Hugo says no one is stopping you!

    Dr.Broski:...oh yeah. (opens the door)
    (all Gasp in surprise)

    Derek: Oh my god it's-...oh it's just Announcer Guy

    Announcer Guy: Geez what took you guys so long to answer the doo- (sees Mr. Amazing fighting a fly)
    LOOK THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! THIS IS A BATTLE FOR THE AGES! A SINISTER DDT FROM MR. AMAZING! 1-2-3 AMAZING WINS!...
    (they all stare)

    Big Dogg: See y'all he announced with his chest Take notes suckas!

    378-Pac: yo Notes they rhyme with boats and goats i got a new coat but i ain't wearing it...yeah..

    Jason Streets: those rhymes are trademarked so don't even think about copying..

    Announcer Guy: sorry..there..i don't know what came over me..that part of my life is over...(gets sad)

    Hugo: So anyway! Hugo says we watch scary movies and tell ghost stories!
    (someone knocks on the door)

    Dr.Broski: I'll get it dudes (opens the door)
    (All are shocked)

    Derek: Oh it's just the Pizza man.

    Big Dogg: YO DAT BETTER BE EXTRA CHEESE OR I'M A BUST A CAP IN SOME N*GGAS!

    Qwerty Yuiop: So...when's out first challenge..

    Announcer Guy: Challenge? (starts eating pizza)

    Qwerty Yuiop: you know..the challenges we have every show....

    Announcer Guy: Oh yeah uhh..uhh...

    Mr.UnEmployment: Challenges are nothing but minor speed bumps in a relathionship of crime and donuts!

    Evil Santa: I'll drink to that!

    Announcer Guy: oh yeah i forgot the uhh..new guys! You'll have a mystery partner soon!

    Big Dogg: Who are the new guys? Why didn't the dogg get a message about this!?

    Jason Streets: we are lil n*gga!

    Qwerty Yuiop: Guys just calm it down!

    Big Dogg: Shut up *****y or whatever you name is! I bet you gotta say "Go-Go Gadget" just to get a boner!

    Heyzoos: Go-Go Boner holmes.

    Qwerty Yuiop: What did i do?!

    Jason Streets: Are you messing with the streets son?

    Big Dogg: Yo keep yo mouth shut son! Before I pimp hand yo ass back to yo mama's hairy ass crack n*gga!

    Heyzoos: Why would he be at his mama's ass holmes?

    Chucklez: Can i get that lotion now?

    Outside the house...


    (a car pulls up)

    Camera Man: Who could be in the car?...who...who...who...WHO!? Alright...all by myself..no one else to do the dialogue...to much pressure..Uh oh..the door is opening!...Ha made ya look! Look it's opening! ha gotcha again! I am so humourous! This is my show now the "Camera Man Show!"

    We regret well not really but we are here to inform this episode will end now so the Camera Man doesn't take over and lower ratings any lower than they are. Peace muthaf***as!

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    Re: The Fake World (Season Two) Red Vs Blue

    Awesome, 2 episodes to still not find out the mystery guest~! Mr. Unemployment and Evil Santa have great chemistry. <3

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    Re: The Fake World (Season Two) Red Vs Blue

    Special New Years episode coming up Which probably isn't actually all that special.

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    Re: The Fake World (Season Two) Red Vs Blue

    I lpve this BTB. I read yoir last twp shows and their awesome. Can't wait for the next one.

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    Episode Three: Happy 20-...what year is it again?

    Outside the house...

    Camera Man:..alright someone will walk out of that limo..eventually...right?...Ok..well..this is compelling TV..

    Inside the house...

    Jason Streets: If you wanna fight the streets just say so sucka!

    Big Dogg: THAT IS IT SUCKA! YOU STEALIN MAH LINES MY PHRASES YOU GON' DIE! (Dogg tackles Streets)

    378-Pac: Yo dats whack and it rhyme with crack i don't sell it but word!...word!...word!...(Hugo smacks him with a lamp and knocks him out)

    Hugo: Shut the f*** up!

    Qwerty Yuiop: Cat fight cat fight! Haha..I'm so clever..

    Hugo: Ok Hugo was about to go sleep what is all this ruckus!? Oh a fight Get the lotion!

    Chucklez: Way ahead of you man.

    Mr. Amazing: I must save the day! I will stop this dispute! (runs and trips over the couch) No! My mortal Enemy! The Red Couch of Destruction! (starts punching cushions)

    Announcer Guy: Where the hell did we find these guys (keeps eating pizza)

    Chucklez: uhh..same place i bought my see through bathing suit

    Little Jimmy: Jimmy needs cover (hides under table) Make them stop!

    Big Dogg: You gon' die sucka!

    Jason Streets: Calm yo self little n*gga

    Big Dogg: I'm gon' show you who da lil n*gga is!

    Announcer Guy:...uh oh..i feel the urge...LOOK AT THE FISTS FLYING THIS IS THE TRUE MAIN EVENT A BACKSTAGE BRAWL! WHO WILL WIN STAY TUNE DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL! TAG MATCH BIG DOGG VS JASON STREETS! AAHHHHH! MR. AMAZING VS THE RED COUCH WHO WILL WIN!?

    Hugo: Hugo thinks you need to calm your buttcheeks and smoke some herbs man.

    Evil Santa: Amen!..Hey i ever tell you i was a priest..

    Mr.UnEmployment: I was a teacher once but then the apple flew and the world collapsed onto the anus of San Francisco..

    Hugo: Truer words have never been spoken.

    Derek: God what the hell is going on here! I swear if i wasn't kicked out of my house, hated by my parents, broke, single, formerly violated and wanted by the police I wouldn't be here!

    Hugo: So life is going pretty great for you huh?

    Derek: Better than usual.

    Mr. Amazing: You will be defeated! (rips cushion and pulls out feathers)

    Announcer Guy: HE HIT THE CUSHION RIPPER! A MOVE I HAVEN'T SEEN SINCE 1995!

    Heyzoos: I just noticed...two guys are fighting..holmes..for real..and..the..the..thing..the uhh..room..is..is..it's a...room..

    Qwerty Yuiop: woah that's deep....(talks to self) alright Qwerty You're finally fitting in keep it up!

    Heyzoos: You know i think the mona lisa..was a whore...

    Qwerty Yuiop:..say something Qwerty! (turns to Heyzoos) Yeah she owes me 5 bucks!

    Heyzoos: you to? She a cabrone man..she..crazy ...like that Santa guy in the corner holmes..(swings machete and cuts the cushion)

    Announcer Guy: HANDICAP MATCH!

    Evil Santa: Hey wouldn't it be f***ed up if i didn't show up on Christmas?

    Mr.UnEmployment: Where's my train set you owe me?..Choo choo..

    Evil Santa: you know who's on the top of my naughty list? Jerry Sandusky. I think that was inevitable.

    Announcer Guy: THIS IS THE GREATEST MATCH IN THE HISTORY OF TODAY!

    Outside the house...

    Camera Man:..still no one walking out..i just noticed the car is shaking...possibly a dance party..or they're playing twister..i hope? (car door opens) Holy shizzy D the door is open..

    Mr.Classic: That was once crazy dance party! So time to go to work..i guess..(walks to the house)

    Inside the house...

    Derek: HEY GUYS I FORGOT IT'S NEW YEARS EVE!
    (everyone stops...)

    Hugo:...so...we've been argueing in this house..for like 4 days now..Hugo is about to sh*t his f*ck

    Big Dogg: That's wack son..

    Heyzoos: yo dogg you ok holmes?

    Big Dogg: I'm about to have a moment son...Thugs cry son...leave the Dogg be..(walks into the corner)

    Announcer Guy:...Soo..is this gonna be a pinfall or a draw?

    Mr. Amazing: I saved the day once again. The evil cushion is done for!

    Evil Santa: You know nothing of evil Jeremy if that is your real name..

    Mr.UnEmployment: ..notice you never see Ric Flair and Leslie Nielsen in the same room at the same time?
    (Someone knocks on the door)

    Qwerty Yuiop: Alright let me stop you guys we are opening the door this f***ing episode ok!

    Little Jimmy:..you ..you cussed..

    Qwerty Yuiop: Shut up Termite!

    Little Jimmy: Termite!? (hides under a lamp shade)

    Hugo: About time you got some cashews.

    Qwerty Yuiop: Cashews?

    Hugo: you know...Destroyers, bubble gum bandits, Little Soldiers..,cojones,....balls..

    Derek: That was the worst slang i ever heard

    Hugo: And you're the worst women i ever heard Haha! i win!

    Qwerty Yuiop: (opens the door) well...how..expected

    Mr.Classic: Happy New Years motherf***ers!

    Qwerty Yuiop: So....yeah..

    Heyzoos: Holmes...what uhh..uhh..

    Hugo: What the asscheeks do you want?

    Heyzoos: what the Ivan Drago with black hair said

    Hugo: I'm going to let that slide

    Mr. Classic: just wanted to say Happy New Year first challenge tomorrow bye! (runs off to his limo) DANCE PARTY

    Chucklez:...I should've asked if he had my Super Sucker 3000

    Heyzoos:..hey uhh..what year is it again?

    All Rights are not really reserved i just say this at the end of every show. Happy new Year f***ers!

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    SURVEY TIME!

    Which 3-5 characters would like to see in their own spin-off. Vote. Now. Or. Else. Period.

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    Episode Four: You Only Care Twice

    Dr.Broski: Hey bros I'm back had to pay the pizza man and what the hell!?

    Big Dogg: I TOLD YOU SUCKA I RUN THE STREETS AND IM GON' PEE ON THESE STREETS

    Jason Streets: You crazy son!

    Big Dogg: Dogg bout to mark his territory!

    Announcer Guy: HE'S GOING FOR THE FINISHER! THE SUIT DRENCHING FINALE!..oh look we're outta time Join us later fight's over!

    Derek: Yeah...ummm...was he really about to pee on him?

    Big Dogg: Dogg sleepy talk about it tomorrow sucka.

    The Next Morning...IT'S CHALLENGE TIME!

    Announcer Guy: Ok you bastards now that you're all here..

    Mr.UnEmployment: I was a bastard but then again..who isn't..it's a recession..

    Big Dogg: Amen Drunk Sucka.

    Evil Santa: Amen i always say...(burps and a bottle of liqour flies out.)

    Heyzoos: yo holmes is you really santa?

    Evil Santa: I was but i fired for asking a girl if she wanted to see Santa's Sack.

    Heyzoos:...yo....that happened to me to..

    Hugo: You some disgusting motherf***ers

    Jason Streets: For they some nasty fools.

    Hugo: Don't agree with Hugo You Suge Knight lookin ass muthaf***a Hugo used to change diapers on guys bigger than you!

    Derek: Guys the uhh..challenge?

    Qwerty Yuiop: Did Hugo just say he used to change diapers on guys?

    Announcer Guy: (fires a handgun in the air) You guys ready yet?! Huh!?

    Hugo: You hear that? That's the sound of no one giving a sh*t.

    Announcer Guy:..Sooo...(grits teeth)..any...way..the challenge...

    378-Pac: (crawls out) yo i got hit that's whack..i itch on my buttcrack (Hugo throws another lamp at him)

    Hugo: thank goodness for my spare lamp. Hugo wins again!

    Announcer Guy: GOD DAMN IT THE CHALLENGE IS TO SWIM ACROSS THE LAKE OK JUST START!

    Chucklez: oh yeah all those years of skinny dipping are going to come in handy right now.

    Mr. Amazing: We must work together! Me and my greatest Advi..adia...adi....adviers....villain guy Chucklez!

    Chucklez: Well if that's the way you feel...piggy back ride motherf***er

    Mr. Amazing: AMAZING AWAY!! (Amazing carries Chucklez on his back into the water)

    Jason Streets: I ain't getting in the water son that's whack for real.

    Big Dogg: Whack like yo mama's ass crack! (Heyzoos and Big Dogg Drop kick Streets into the water)

    Hugo: (Hugo jumps on to Jason and dances) Hugo is a pretty tea cup Short and stout!

    Little Jimmy: Someone carry me i can't get my pants wet again.....

    Derek: Again?

    Dr. Broski: (runs into the water) BROSKIBALL! (lands in the shallow party and gets knocked out)

    Qwerty Yuiop: Alright here i go! (Qwerty goes to jump but Jimmy grabs his leg)

    Little Jimmy: Save me daddy!

    Qwerty Yuiop: oh god...(Qwerty Shakes his leg) Get off me you little hippo! (as he shakes Jimmy smacks his head off a pole on the pier)
    Ooops...

    Little Jimmy: Mommy..i make a mess in my special undies again...(slips into the water)

    Derek: Was that called for?

    Qwerty Yuiop:..uhh..yeah..get with the times! I'm gangster now yo! Home diggity dawg!

    Big Dogg: (Dogg and Heyzoos clothesline them both) Dig that Crab-ass!

    Heyzoos:...crab ass?

    Big Dogg: Yeah i uhh..i made that up..Dogg isn't good at grammar..or..math..or ...LOOK LET'S JUST WIN THIS ALREADY I DON'T NEED TO GIVE MY LIFE STORY!

    Mr.UnEmployment: You know what a good story is?...Green Eggs and herpes.

    Evil Santa:..ay..ay..amen...(passes out and rolls into the lake and makes a splash)

    Big Dogg: So that's what happened to Japan. Ha Dogg made a funny. LAUGH WITH THE DOGG!

    Jason Streets: Someone get this Terminator lookin sucka off of me!

    Hugo: I love you, you love me Sike! (Hugo Kicks Jason in the head.)

    Heyzoos: How are we gonna win this holmes?

    Big Dogg:....uhh..how about that convient speed boat right there?

    Towards the end of the lake...

    Mr. Amazing: Amazing must win it is his destiny!

    Big Dogg: Move it or crap yo pants It's THE DOGG SUCKA! AND WE COMIN' FOR YOU N*GGA! (the boat speeds past them)

    Heyzoos: Hey we uhh...uhh...what's that called again when you don't lose?

    Big Dogg: Win son?

    Heyzoos: Yeah that thing..

    Chucklez: Uhh..maybe next time Mr. Pumpkin Patch

    Mr. Amazing: WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE! MWHAHAHA! Oh..sorry..that was my old laugh..the evil one..

    Chucklez: You do that again and I'll rip your tongue out and lick my ass with it.

    At the pier of the lake...

    Derek:..ow..my head hurts..

    Qwerty Yuiop: Suck it up! (Qwerty Kicks Derek in the ribs then dives in the water..not knowing his team already won..)

    Hugo:..hey...Uhhh..is it just Hugo or are team mates fighting each other?..

    Derek: Wow this challenge sucked..(Derek walks into the grass to go back to the house and he gets pulled under ground)

    Hugo: Well that seems pretty normal to Hugo

    Mr.UnEmployment: Haven't seen a hole that deep since my trip to The clinic..heh...heh...funny..

    Evil Santa: I don't get the joke..

    Mr.UnEmployment:..there was a joke?

    Under the ground where Derek fell...

    Derek:.....where am i..this look like a house built underground...and by the floor I'd say it's maple wood..maybe pine then again...

    Mystery Person: Quiet...This..is..my..revenge....MWHAHAHA..(Coughs)..oh god...anyway..would you like a piece of cake i have here?

    Derek: No I'd like to get the f*** ou-...is that vanilla icing? Aw why not.

    Mystery Person: Haha! I got you..that icing...is generic brand...

    Derek:...(drops plate) NOOOOOO!!!

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