Here are all of the promos from this week's show:
Originally Posted by Griff0rd
Kenneth Leblanc and Guardian Devil make their way into the arena and a camera is there to meet them as they make their way to their destination.
Camera man: What are your guys reaction to what happened on the last Adrenaline Rush?
Leblanc and GD continue to walk as if the question is never asked. The camera man follows along and tries to be persistent with his questioning…
Camera Man: Does the Brotherhood have nothing to say to the CWA fans after they couldn’t win their belts back last week?
Leblanc spins and pins the camera man against the wall with his forearm.
Leblanc: Let me just make this short and sweet for you so you can get to terrorizing whomever else you want to.
Guardian Devil chimes in in the background.
GD: Leblanc hates you paparazzi….
Leblanc: The gangstars are not champions… they got lucky and when they find a challenge in us last week, they have to resort to bending the rules to hold on to the belts. If that match would have been 30 seconds longer, it would have been a done deal.
GD: He doesn’t like the camera flashers, but he really hates you video-razzi. I’ll let him keep going though… unless he rages.
Leblanc: We… we’re on our way to find whoever is “in charge”
GD throws air quotes in the air in sequence with Leblanc.
Leblanc: And when we do, we are going to get our rematch in a way that they are not going to be able to creep their way out of it. Now, I’m going to let you go…. And I suggest you run…
GD: I would listen, he looks like your about to rage.
Leblanc lets the camera man go and he backs away quickly. Leblanc and GD turn and continue to their destination…
GD: I thought I was going to have to step in there… You looked like you were about to go Bruce Banner on that paparazzi…
Originally Posted by Austerio“DuHast” hits as Austerio comes out from the curtain and into thelimelight to the dismay of the CWA fans. Austerio is dressed in blackand red ring gear and mask, sort of resembling himself as acruiserweight Kane in 2011, isn't that nifty? Austerio doesn't payattention to the fans, but stares straight into the ring while thecommentators mention the fact he lost last week to Derek Vendra, afluke of course. Austerio gets into the ring and crouches down in themiddle of it with a microphone in his hand. Austerio is emotionless.
Austerio:Tonight, I have a match againstMichael DeJesus … but I don't care.
Smallamount of heat goes up for Austerio.
Austerio:I don't even need toacknowledge Michael DeJesus to know that Austerio will be making animpact tonight here in Charleston and I'm sorry for you, but's it isnot making this town look better.
Bigheat for Austerio, it is fairly cheap though.
Austerio:Tonight, I will be coming homewith a victory, you can mark my words. I won't be losing. I won't beaccepting a loss anymore. I will be making my actions speak louderthan my words.
Austeriolicks his lips.
Austerio:I will make people bleed, Iwill make people cry and I will make them leave it all in the ring,to be carried out on a stretcher. I will show no remorse. There willbe no rest for the wicked anymore.
Austerio:Come Five Star Attraction,Roberto you may just be facing me. You won't like that.
Austeriothrows down his microphone and it rolls to the outside of the ringwith a rather loud errie noise. Austerio continues to sit crouched,but he angles himself so he can see his opponent coming from thecurtain.
Originally Posted by A originalname"Tonight, we finish this”
Chubby Carlos Vs Redick II
Adrenaline Rush 50th Episode special
July 13th 2011
2011 Ruler of the Ring Grand Final
“We’re All Dudes” by Less Than Jake roars as the crowd comes unglued, cheering for one of their favourite wrestlers as he makes his way down the ramp. His usual, happy-go-lucky attitude is still on his face, but there’s definitely a focused look in the eyes of Chubby Carlos. Nonetheless, Surge remains fixated on his opponent as Carlos slaps hands with a dozen or so of his fans before reaching the ring…
…but before he can make it in, he’s blindsided by Redick, who nails him in the back with a steel chair! Carlos winces in pain as the masked man slams the chair on Carlos’s right arm, sandwiching it between the chair and the edge of the ring. Surge looks a bit perplexed, but does nothing to stop it as Redick gets in two more of those wicked shots. Carlos is clearly in excruciating pain as Redick calmly takes his chair, walks around the ring to the commentary desk, and has a seat next to it, not bothering to put on a headset.
Harvey Buckworth: What was that about?! Redick just came down here and attacked Chubby Carlos for no reason!
Tim Coleman: Carlos obviously did something to set Redick off. He’s not the type to just attack for no reason.
Harvey Buckworth: That’s hardly an excuse! Especially right before the biggest match of Chubby Carlos’s career!
The crowd boos the fact that Surge wasn’t beaten for a three count, and you can see the look of frustration on the face of Chubby Carlos as he gets up and tries again to regain feeling in his arm. Surge is also back to his feet, clutching his chest as he nails Carlos with a forearm shot. Carlos retaliates with a left-arm chop of his own. Surge fires back with a forearm, then Carlos hits a chop…back and forth they trade forearms until Carlos’ right shoulder starts to ache again, giving Surge the chance to lay in rapid-fire forearms. Surge runs the ropes, looking for the Kill dozer…but Chubby instead stops Surge and plants him with the Big Mac! However, the impact again affects the arm and shoulder of Carlos, leaving him unable to pin Surge for anything more than a one-count. Carlos looks to the corner and, bad arm and all, gets to his feet and ascends to the top, looking for his signature Patty Melt…
…but out of the corner of his eye, Carlos sees Redick standing up from his seat, staring a hole from the heavyweight highflyer. Carlos looks at his pre-match attacker with evident anger in his face…but his eyes are not on Surge, who rams his body into the ropes and causes Carlos to lose his footing as he gets crotched on the top turnbuckle! Surge takes the opportunity to use the corner to his advantage and drape Carlos on his shoulders with an Argentina backbreaker rack…
Tim Coleman: No way…he can’t do this! Carlos is 400 pounds! This is INSANE!!!
Surge, not having to exert energy in picking up Carlos from the mat, has the power to dump him unceremoniously on his head with the Murder Bay Plunge, much to the shock of the crowd! The Surge fanatics in the audience are chanting “King Surge!” at the top of their lungs as Surge, understandably exhausted, does his money-fingers taunt and, instead of going for the pin, locks in Magno-Flex IV, the cross arm bar on Carlos’s injured right arm. Carlos fights and struggles with all he can, and for a good long while resists the urge to tap. However, the damage caused by Redick before the opening bell and the subsequent damage done by Surge becomes too much, and despite the crowd chanting “Please Don’t Tap!” loudly, Chubby Carlos has no choice but to submit, giving the match and the crown to Surge.
Lindsay Monahan: Here is your winner…at twenty-seven minutes, fourteen seconds…and 2011 Ruler of the Ring, SUUUUUUUUURGE!
Harvey Buckworth: And we have a new Ruler of the Ring…High Voltage’s Surge. But you have to think the match might’ve ended differently if Redick didn’t assault Chubby Carlos before the bell.
Redick smacks Carlos across the skull with the chair, Redick beats down Carlos with the chair as ruthlessly as one we have ever seen. Redick raises the chair up to his face before turning it around and showing the camera the blood that is smeared across it. The camera quickly pans down to Chubby Carlos who we find is the source of the blood. Redick puts the chair over his shoulder before leaving with it, seemingly as a souviner of his trip to New Zealand. The CWA Medics meanwhile quickly make their way down to check on Chubby Carlos.
Chubby Carlos:You want to make this personal Redick? You wanna go to war? Well I’m game. Drake I want to make one thing perfectly clear and look me in the eyes when I telling you this. If I….
Chubby pauses to look around the hospital room with a look of frustration on his face before looking back over to the camera with a look of anger on his face that we’ve never seen before
Chubby Carlos: When I come back I’m coming for right for you This Ruthless Crusade of yours? It stop now! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU SON OF A BITCH! I’m coming to end you and I won’t stop until YOU ARE HISTORY!
Another Warzone is just around the corner and you better believe the fine folks of Chareston were pumped! In fact so excited that not only were the tickets for the actually show has been sold out for weeks but also a house show CWA put together sold out in record breaking time! “How did the house show sell out so quickly” I hear you ask? I’m glad you asked! (Well to be honest I was kind of hoping you would because if you didn’t them this promo would stop right here) Anyway The reason why this show was sold out so fast beside of course the normal exciting fast paced matches that fans are so used to but also fans were intrigued by the advertisement for the show which promised : “The return of Chubby Commentary with a very special guest” fans that were previously indecisive about attending the event were quickly swayed by this promise of a very special guest and at the actually event anticipation for the show was at fever pitch until finally they see the ring being set-up for the segment, The mat has been completely covered with an impressive looking carpet, while a director chair with the words Chubby Carlos stitches on the back lies in the centre of the ring. , a Suddenly “Were All Dudes” hits the speakers and the crowds starts to go insane as Chubby Carlos starts to walk down the ramp high fiving fans on his way to the ring. He sides into the ring and walks to the corner and climb to the top turnbuckle and takes in the crowds love before reaching for a conveniently placed mic on the chair and raised it to his lips
Chubby Carlos: WHAT'S UP, CHARLESTION! ARE YOU DUDES READY TO WITNESS THE GREATEST TALKSHOW IN HUMAN HISTORY ... RIGHT HERE,RIGHT NOW?! (There is a thunderous ovation from the crowd, and Chubby Carlos vigorously nods his head in agreement) That’s what I like to hear! Now I’ve got a lot of ground I what to get covered tonight but first off I want to welcome each and every one to Chubby Commentary! Not to be confused with that other talkshow “The Majestic” On that OTHER wrestling show High Velocity or whatever it’s called. No unlike that show this show is the ONLY shows that can contain the incredible charisma of yours truly in one place! You know after last week’s Adrenaline rush to be honest dudes My thoughts right now are scattered. Scattered all over the place. After the event I was happy, sad, annoyed, angry, frustrated, hopeful and a gazillion other emotion. On the one hand we might just might see Roberto give up his Title match at FSA to take on the Ultimate Pain one more time. BUT WAIT JUST ONE COTTON PICKING SECORD THERE! Now I was never any great shakes at maths but if my calculations are correct if Roberto goes toe to toe with old Ulti at FSA that leaves a vacant spot in the world title match! Now where can we find someone to fill that spot? Where oh where I wonder…I guess seeing as there would be no number one contender management could give Rolando Fuentes the night off OR maybe and keep in mind I’m just spitballing here but what if we were to give the title shot to oh I don’t know… the second to last dude left standing in the ring at Meltdown. Yeah that seems to fairest thing to do from my impartial and completely objective view point of view…Ok I WAS the second to last dude left standing in the ring but its stills a genus idea. I mean think about it this way instead of having just one completely, spectacular, amazing, extravaganza of a main event, we now have TWO completely, spectacular, amazing extravaganza main events in One PPV. Everyone wins! I get my much deserved title match two legends gets to lock horns once again, you fans get to see two dreams matches plus the buy rights would go through the roof! Dude I would be the best booker ever… But I’m getting off track nobody came out tonight to hear my thinly veiled attempts at getting a title match let’s get down to some serious business. In just a few days’ time I finally FINALLY! Get my hands on Drake Ridick this week and this time there won’t be any controversy, there wouldn’t be any pre match or post match steel chair attacks and most importantly there won’t be any place to run or anyplace to hide this time for Redick from me giving him a one way ticket right slapbang to the heart of Fat City USA! You know being out of commission gave me a lot of time to think deep, deep philosophical thoughts like always because as you all know I’m a pretty deep guy, and the one question that kept coming back was a simply one: Why? Why did Redick attack me like he did? What have I ever done to Drake Redick? Then I suddenly realised that he has NEVER given a reason as to why he tried to end my career! I mean seriously what did I do? Was he just bored or something? Did I insult him in any way shape or form? Does he think I’m trying to seal his magic bag? All these questions were bouncing around my head and I decided that I was tired of unanswered questions I’ve got enough of them from watching Lost. It’s time for all these questions to be answered right now!
Ladies and Gentelman please join me in welcoming my guest at this time the man known as Redick!
The crowd give a massive mixed response, as Rage Against The Machine’s Bullet in your head starts to play the arena sound system, and the titentron comes to life revealing. A lone person who at first glance looks like Drake Redick. However we can clearly see that not only is the mask clearly isn’t on straight and we can see a price tag attached to it, But we can also see the man has different skin tone. It was definitely not Redick.
Chubby Carlos: Redick… Ladies and Gentelman! So let’s get straight into it dude First question: Why the hell do you hate me so much?
“Redick”: Wow what a great question! You always ask such amazing questions! You should totally take over from David Letterman.
Chubby Carlos: I know right I’m awesome at this interviewing gig! But back on track why did you attack me?
“Redick” Truth is man I’m insanely jealous of you. Your everything I’m not, I mean who wouldn’t be jealous of your insanely awesome skill set?
Chubby Carlos: Yes Yes, we all know I am a god among mere mortals …
“Redick”: No it’s not just that. I mean how do you stand being so awesome at everything you do?
Chubby Carlos: It’s isn’t an easy job but when you’re as great as I am you pretty much…
“Redick”: I love you.
Chubby Carlos: …What?
“Redick”: I love you Chubby Carlos
Chubby Carlos: Ummm…I’m just going to pretend you never said that…OK! Next question: How do you feel about-
“Redick”: I want you.
Chubby Carlos: WHOA! Ok this segment has gotten REALLY weird really fast.
“Redick”: You the most sexiest man alive Chubby. I want you to hold me in your strong arms and…
Chubby Carlos: Dude seriously you’re going WAY off script.
“Redick”: I need love-squeezins!
Chubby Carlos: Thank you for joining us tonight “Redick” I’ll see you at Adrenaline Rush
“Redick” But I-
The picture on the titentron suddenly cuts out as Chubby looks seriously creeped out at what just happened.
Chubby Carlos: Ummm… Hey here’s a fun game, Let’s pretend that never happened! I think I need to go take a shower I feel dirty…But before I go I need to say just one more thing to Redick the REAL Redick. Redick I just want you to know I’m ready for you. I’m ready to take everything you can dish out. You put me through hell the last two months and I’m determined to give it right back to you. How does it feel Drake? How does it feel knowing that nothing you can do can put me down. Sure you can try attacking me with a steel chair again or can hit me with the Brutal lariat 50 million times but it won’t make a different because I’ll NEVER GIVE UP, AND I’ll NEVER GIVE IN! BECAUSE IF THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S A WAY. YOU BROUGHT ME TO MY KNEES DRAKE, BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE FINISH ME OFF WHEN YOU GOT THE CHANCE, BECAUSE NOW? YOU IN FOR THE BEATTING OF YOUR LIFE! You brought all this all on yourself Redick, You wanted a challenge? Well now you got one!
And with that Chubby leaves the ring to thunderous applause. The last image we see is Chubby making sure to highfive all his fans before disappearing behind the curtain