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    TV The Fake World (Season One)

    The Fake World Season One

    The Following Topic is a Real World Parody entitled Fake World the name is funny so LAUGH WITH ME BECAUSE WHEN I LAUGH PEOPLE LIVE!!
    On A Day In September Possibly October or December depending on how Coked up the Writer for this show was
    ..... A New Television Series was started called The Fake World
    The Winner will get a Mystery Prize which we promise is not lethal...
    In This Show 8 Contestants Will Battle it Out in the World's strangest Completely made up on the spot Challenges...
    The Contestants Will all stay in one 7 Bed Room House..Wait....Seven?
    My IQ Plummeted While I Was Writing This...
    The Cast And their Bios

    Derek: A Sad Video Game addict who actually thinks people care about him or his obsession with Red LetterMan Jackets Has joined the Fake World To win...Whatever the prize is..

    Hugo: The Self Proclaimed Greatest Man that ever lived. Muscled up with Black hair Black tanktops and Black Baggy Jeans..this guy has serious Issues...

    Little Jimmy: A Little Cry Baby who won't shut up, GOD DAMN IT! Scared way to often

    Big Dogg: Likes to rob old ladies and wear Pink clothing Made out of Silk and Potato Skins

    Qwerty Yuiop: I think this is a fake name...

    Mr. UnEmployment: Hates Jobs Like walks on the beach..Possibly Fake name but..who knows...WHO KNOWS!!??

    Heyzoos: Can you say Drug Fiend without twitching?

    Tony Love: Likes to love alot of things.. Women,couches,sofas,chocolate,candy,paper,Cavity Searches You know just the norm.

    That's The Cast...*twitches* We'll see you..on the Debut Of The Fake World...

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    Re: The Fake World (Season One)

    I can not wait for this!

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    Re: The Fake World (Season One)

    Liked your WWE spoof BTB, though i prefer serious BTBs

    here you can be all funny and I will be surely reading this

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    Re: The Fake World (Season One)

    Episode One: Welcome To The Fun House!



    The Host: Welcome To the Fake World Season Premiere I'm standing in front of the 7 bed room house where 8 contestants will be staying while they go through incredibly odd...challenges.. Our cameras have caught up with them!

    Derek: DUUUDEEE LOOK AT THAT HOUSE!! Yo Dat house is totally bitchin'! Man i'm getting in there first!
    (Hugo Comes back and pushes Derek Down)

    Hugo: Sit down tiny testis! I get my room first! (runs inside the house) Yes Hugo has arrived! Hugo must find his room! Hugo calls Room One BOO YAH!

    Derek: Ow...Ugh..man (gets up...only for Big Dogg and Heyzoos to knock him down)

    Heyzoos: Yo holmes! check out these rooms! Yo Ese this house is so cool man... You feel me holmes?

    Mr.UnEmployment: (walks in the door and stares at Heyzoos)

    Heyzoos: (is itchy) Hey holmes.. que pasa ese?

    Mr.UnEmployment: Bitch You white what the hell are you talking like that for?

    Derek: (Is crawling to the doorway) Ok..i'm getting there...(Little Jimmy and Qwerty Walk on him) Sweet Baby Jesus!

    Little Jimmy: Hey..uhh..sorry..i..i..i..didn't..mm...m..ean it!

    Qwerty Yuiop: So..this is what heaven looks like...

    Mr.UnEmployment: You know what my heaven looks like? Beer, Booze..CIGARETTES NO JOBS!!

    Heyzoos: (is still itchy) I feel ya holmes.
    (The rest of the contestants pick a room while Derek is still laid out)

    Tony Love: Hey guys!! Sup love ya all! This soo totally awesome! Ok i get room number 7!

    Derek: (gets up) But i need a room!..And there's only one left...

    Hugo: Hugo thinks you to have to be room mates...HAHAHA IT'S FUNNY CAUSE THEY HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM!!! HAHA Laugh with Hugo darn it!

    Derek:....oh god no..

    Tony Love: Ok i get one half of the bed you get the other that totally ok with youuu??

    Derek:..I Guess....Not..

    The Host: (is out side with a megaphone) Get out here guys!! It's Time for the first challenge!

    Challenge Time

    The Host: First you all will have to run an obstacle course through tires, monkey bars, Mouse traps and a pile of Scotch Tape! Then you will have to run to the table at the end and eat a whole watermelon! You guys ready?!

    Derek:....uhh..no..

    Big Dogg: SAY IT YA CHEST LIL ASS N!GGA!

    Derek:.....Wait..wha?

    Big Dogg: I SAID SAY IT WITH YA CHEST!

    The Host: The Challenge starts....NOW!

    Hugo: HUGO MUST WIN!(runs through the course tripping and slipping everywhere and gets stuck on the tape) Hugo is stuck someone help!

    Heyzoos: I'm coming to help you holmes!!

    Tony Love: I would but i just got my nails done!

    Mr.UnEmployment: Who cares about winning!? Winning is nothing but garbage made by the goverment to make you feel warm and fuzzy! IT'S GARBAGE!

    Derek: Ow..My ribs hurt..(is walking to the course)

    Little Jimmy: (Bumps into Derek and he falls) Ss..s..s..s..s..sorry!!

    Big Dogg: w.w.w.w.w.w.what What are you stuttering for what are you retarded!?

    Tony Love: Everybody Love Everybody!

    Hugo: Someone free Hugo! (Heyzoos runs over but suddenly smells smoke)

    Heyzoos: Smoke! Someone blazing up in here!? I must find them so i can get a puf- I mean Arrest them!

    Qwerty Yuiop: (Walks around the course and goes to the watermelon) Well..that was easy

    Hugo: No you can't win! (breaks free from tape) I AM HUGO HEAR ME ROOARRR!!
    (runs over and pushes Qwerty over the table and knocks the watermelon over)

    Derek: (crawls) Don't..count..me...out!! (gets up..and falls..)Never mind count me out..

    Big Dogg: (gets caught on a mouse trap and falls) AHH Help Pimp Down Pimp Down!

    Mr.UnEmployment: Help!? You think you need help!? (Slips on the vodka he spilled) Dag nab it!

    Hugo: (Throws watermelon in the water) Uhhh Hugo ate it he wins!

    The Host: Makes sense to me HERE'S YOUR WINNER HUGO!!

    Winner: Hugo

    The Host: Hugo you get to pick the next challenge go sleep on it!

    Back At The House

    Derek:
    Man my ribs still hurt..

    Big Dogg: Complain with YA Chest!

    Heyzoos: Whats dat even mean holmes?

    Big Dogg: ASK ME WITH YA CHEST!

    Hugo: Hugo is going to get a good nights sleep! Boo Yah Bitches!

    Qwerty Yuiop: I lost to a meathead who pushed me over a table..That does wonders for my self esteem..

    Mr.UnEmployment: Who needs self esteem when you great liqour! Isn't that right George?

    Little Jimmy: Who's George?

    Mr.UnEmployment: Shhhh..George can hear us...
    (The contestants all go to their rooms in confusion..)
    (In Room Number 7)

    Derek: Well..this is..uncomfortable..

    Tony Love: (locks door) Oh relax nothing is wrong with two men in bed!

    Derek: Yes there is plenty wrong with that!

    Tony Love: i Told you nothing is wrong with two men in bed naked under the covers!

    Derek: Wait what?!


    Tony Love: Oh nothing just relax it's only for the contest we have to be here. (turns lights off)
    Nighty night Derek.

    Derek:..Uh...nighty night Tony....Hey Tony what's that poking me?

    Tony Love: Surprise!

    Derek: Hey what are you doing!? Those are my pajamas pull 'em back up!!! AHHHHHHHH

    Hugo: (hears yelling) I should go save him!..Then again i got a big day tomorrow Can't waste any Energy!

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    Re: The Fake World (Season One)

    I Can only assume the people that read this are in Awe at it's greatness trying to find a response to make.

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    Episode Two: Hugo's Games and Idiotic Names.

    Hugo: Yawwwnnn!! Hugo has awakened!
    (Hugos walks out of his room)

    Derek: Yeah Tony that was a awesome game of Monopoly!

    Tony Love: OMG I Know it was so spectacular!

    Derek: Thanks for taking that peice of gums off the back of pants...For a second i got worried..

    Tony Love: worried about what?

    Derek:..Uhh...nothing..Nothing at all...

    Hugo: What are you two Penis Pushers doing?

    Derek: I don't have enough middles fingers to let you know how i feel.

    Big Dogg: YO SAY YA COMEBACKS WITH YA CHEST!

    Derek: Are your parents siblings?

    Big Dogg: WHY DON'T SAY THAT WITH YA CHEST SON!?

    Derek: Why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable, Like a coma.

    Big Dogg: THAT' IT I'M ABOUT TO SAY IT MY CHEST!
    (Qwerty walks out then Heyzoos comes out with traces of white powder on his nose)

    Heyzoos: Yo Derek you better leave my boy alone!

    Derek: You know Heyzoos i had a Nightmare last night, I was dreamt i was you.

    Heyzoos: Yo Holmes were you born on a Highway cuz that's were most accidents happen.

    Derek: You're proof God has a sense of humour.

    Heyzoos: Atleast i don't need glasses to see the size of my D*ck

    Hugo: Everyone just calm down because Hugo said so!

    Derek: What are you gonna do meathead?

    Hugo: I would Kick your teeth in but i don't want to improve your looks

    Derek: Ok F*** This! Let's fight come on!

    Little Jimmy: Guys Stop It! I'm getting scared!

    Mr.UnEmployment: Scared? You don't know scared until you drink a bottle of-

    Hugo: Damn it you pudgy drunk just shut up before Hugo cuts some bacon off your neck!

    The Host: Ok Guys get Out here and quit Choking Your Chickens it's challenge time!

    Challenge Time

    Hugo: Ok guys today's challenge is..To run across that street without getting hit by a car, then go into the Gas Station and buy me a Soda. Ok?

    The Host: So..creative...

    Hugo: Hey Quiet Dr.No Scrotum I'm talking!
    Now Go! Race! Run! JUST F***ING RUN!

    Little Jimmy: I will win!! YAY! (gets knocked over by Heyzoos)

    Heyzoos: Sorry little B*tch I mean little Jimmy!

    Derek: This is my time to win!

    Hugo: Hey Derek I see a garbage truck, Why don't you go food shopping in it! HAHAHA HUGO HAS MADE A FUNNY

    Derek: yeah Well you can go-(Is Tackled by Big Dogg and Heyzoos)

    Big Dogg: You ABOUT TO HIT THE ROAD WITH YA CHEST SON!
    (They throw him into the street)

    Derek:..oww...

    Qwerty Yuiop: I will win with my intelligence!

    Big Dogg: (Kicks Qwerty in the face) WIN WITH YA CHEST!

    Hugo: Cokehead 1 and 2 are in the lead!

    Heyzoos: What did you say holmes!? You talking to us holmes? I'ma mess you up holmes!

    Hugo: That insult was a fail, and so was your daddy's condom.

    Tony Love: Man i can't run across the street I Just painted my nails and got new high heels!

    Everyone but Tony: What The F***?!

    Derek: (crawls to the gas station Then looks over) Hey..is that a run away shopping cart?

    Big Dogg: ASK ME WITH YA CHEST!

    Derek: (Is smacked in the face with the cart) Sweet Baby Jesus..(passes out)

    Qwerty Yuiop: I must win! (runs only to be hit by a minivan)

    Tony Love: Guys Someone help them! (Is hit by a run away bicycle) Owie!!(passes out)

    Hugo: Before he was a fruit, now he's a vegtable.

    Big Dogg: JUST ME AND YOU SON!

    Heyzoos: Let's race with our chests!

    Mr.UnEmployment: Not so fast! I Might..Aww screw it..SCREW LIFE!!

    Heyzoos: Inspiring quotes by Mr.UnEmployment. Touched my heart holmes

    Little Jimmy: (walks past them with out them knowing and hands Hugo the soda) Here ya go Mr.!

    Hugo: HAHA LITTLE JIMMY HAS WON!

    Big Dogg: WHAT HE WALKED RIGHT PAST US! AND HE USED HIS CHEST!

    Hugo: You get to pick the next challenge Jimmy!

    Back At The House

    Tony Love: Well fellas i'm gonna get a big night's rest! Okey dokey!

    Little Jimmy: Me to i gotta think about the challenge tomorrow!

    Heyzoos: Holmes i shoulda won dat challenge!

    Big Dogg: NO I SHOULD HAVE SON!

    Derek: You know calling you guys stupid would be an insult to all stupid people.

    Big Dogg: YO IM SICK OF THIS MOTHERF***ER MAN! HEYZOOS PEEL HIS TURKEY SKIN OFF!

    Heyzoos: Wha...Wha..What does that even mean holmes?

    Qwerty Yuiop: Dogg Please Shock Me, Say something intelligent

    Big Dogg: Yo Heyzoos cut his balls off and play tennis with 'em!

    Heyzoos:...Ok i'm just going to sleep if we're talking about balls and tennis holmes.

    Hugo: Hugo feel sick in his tummy..

    Derek: Hey Dogg The Zoo just called the Babboons want their asses back so you need to get a new face.

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    Re: The Fake World (Season One)

    Those shows were excellent! I LOVED THEM WITH MY CHEST! AND I'M SAYING THIS WITH MY CHEST!!!!

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    Re: The Fake World (Season One)

    Vote For Your Favorite Fake World Castmember!

    1. Hugo
    2. Derek
    3. Tony Love
    4. Big Dogg
    5. Heyzoos
    6. Mr.UnEmployment
    7. Little Jimmy
    8. Qwerty Yuiop
    9. The Host

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    Re: The Fake World (Season One)

    About 140 views and 3 replies what the Dog Stain is going on around here!? Everyone must be in shock and awe at the awesomeness of this Show.

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    Re: The Fake World (Season One)

    I VOTE FOR BIG DOGG!!!!!!! AND THAT IS WITH MY CHEST! :LLLL



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    Re: The Fake World (Season One)

    Big Dogg was inspired by the following skit.


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    I do love Big Dogg but Mr. UnEmployment takes the cake. He crazy

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    Episode Three: Armed And Semi-Dangerous

    Derek: Yawn! Time to wake up

    Big Dogg: (is waiting for him to open the door) OPEN IT WITH YA CHEST SON

    Derek: (opens door) Huh?

    Big Dogg: Get On the ground Son! Put Ya Chest On The Ground!

    Heyzoos: Sit Holmes before i slap you around and make you my Rihanna (tackles him)

    Derek: Get off me Forrest Gump!

    Big Dogg: Choke him out! Choke him damn it! Choke him with ya chest!

    Derek: Hey Dogg The Village called they're missing an idiot

    Big Dogg: That's it son! Time To Crunch The Apples!

    Heyzoos:...(lets go) I'm not crunching no apples holmes..

    Mr.UnEmployment: (stumbles out of his room with a bottle of whiskey in his hand)..You know what i think..I Think..i think..i think..i think...i think..i think...(falls down)

    Big Dogg:...Pick Ya Self up with ya chest!

    (Hugo walks out as does Jimmy and Qwerty)
    Hugo: Ladies Ladies Just calm down! Hugo is here to disperse the situation! Now just let the Greatest man that ever lived settle this!

    Qwerty Yuiop: You guys are proof Evolution can go in reverse

    Little Jimmy: Guys stop! I don't like fighting! I Like hugs and flowers and pretty bunny rabbits!

    Everyone else in the room: Shut The F*** Up Jimmy!

    Tony Love: Guys put Derek down! Put my baby down!

    Derek: What did you just call me?

    Mr.UnEmployment: I got called baby once..You know why? DO YOU?! DO YOU KNOW!?

    The Host: Ok guys quit smacking your Hot dogs and get out here! Challenge time!

    Challenge Time

    The Host: Ok Jimmy I know you were told you got to pick this challenge..

    Little Jimmy: Yeah I got an idea for it!

    The Host: To bad you don't get to pick it.

    Little Jimmy: WHAT BUT WHY

    The Host: Ratings came and in and your the least popular cast member!
    Therefore i came up with a new challenge! You all will pick up these Tazer Guns and run around the house trying
    to taze one another. Simple right? You guys are used to being chased with tazers by angry men i'm sure.

    Big Dogg: I'M GONNA TAZE SOMEONE WITH MY CHEST!

    Heyzoos: Start the challenge holmes My Sh*t itches and it hasn't come out yet

    The Host: And start...Wait..what..Nevermind just start this off..
    (They all pick up tazers and run inside the house)

    Tony Love: Ok guys Let's have a nice game Afterwards we can head downtown get some manicures get our feet down
    (Tony gets tazed)
    Owie! Owie! Owie! Why Tony! I love everything! Why!?

    Big Dogg: Because You Ain't Say IT WITH YA CHEST

    Mr.UnEmployment: Come On Taze me! Put me out of my misery! Come on!

    Hugo: First one to hit him in the Beer Belly gets 10 bucks!
    (All shoot their tazers at Mr.UnEmployment)

    Qwerty Yuiop: (hides behind couch) Ok..think Qwerty.Think..how do you win this..how do you win th-

    Big Dogg: You Get shot in the chest! (tazes Qwerty)

    Heyzoos: Ok ..what to do..(looks at kitchen)...I Guess a quick sandwich wouldn't hurt..
    (Heyzoos goes to the kitchen to make a sandwich)

    Ok..Umm..Lettuce..Tomato..Ham...Turkey..uhh..what else?

    Hugo: You forgot your taze B*tch!
    HAHA Hugo made another funny!

    Derek: I Would insult you but i can't think of a name stupid enough to call you

    Big Dogg: How about yo daddy Son! Now hit the ground with ya chest!

    Derek: (ducks) My grandma Shoots better than you, and she doesn't have any arms!

    Big Dogg: Ya well when you were a kid You were so ugly your momma breast fed you through a straw!

    Hugo: Snap crackle Pop he just crossed the line!

    Little Jimmy: (is hiding in the closet) I wonder if they miss me..(falls out of closet)

    Hugo: About time you came out of the closet
    HAHA INSIDE JOKE IT'S FUNNY!

    Little Jimmy: No it isn't it hurts my feelings!
    (Derek,Big Dogg, and Hugo all taze Jimmy)
    Owie! Owie! So this is what Tony Love feels like..

    Big Dogg: ..Hey guys..I Just noticed something..

    Derek:..what?

    Big Dogg: These ain't tazers..They stun guns son! They like tazers..but they ain't..cuz they shoot n stuff

    Derek: What else do you know? Is the sky blue? Is grass green? Jesus you should be a detective.

    Hugo: And you should be my b*tches! (Hugo tazes them both) Another win for The Hugo!

    Back At The House, After they all got back from the Hospital...


    Hugo: Hugo has picked up another victory!

    Big Dogg: I almost won son!

    Derek: Just shut up Dogg no one cares!

    Big Dogg: Make me shut up son!

    Derek: Dogg you're so dark whenever you touch yourself it's considered Black on Black crime

    Big Dogg:...Ok that might've done the job..

    Heyzoos: Yo Derek we all sick of your wonderbread ass holmes!

    Derek: is that so? Has the Cast of Fake World AKA Winners of the Special Olympics gotten sick of me?

    Mr.UnEmployment: Look sonny..I got a question for you..Does your face hurt? Because it's killing me!
    Hahahaha! (coughs and falls over)

    Qwerty Yuiop: Remember Kids..Drinking is very very bad..

    Heyzoos: Yeah Holmes that's why drugs are better!

    Derek: Shut up Heyzoos you look George Lopez after he fell in a tub of White Out.

    Tony Love: Derek Stop it! You're being Mean and I am F***ing sick of it! Every Time i ask for Fruit Loops you give me Cheerios F*** you this relationship is over!

    Derek: We had a relationship?

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    Re: The Fake World (Season One)

    Does anyone actually like Little Jimmy?

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    Episode Four: BABY COME BACK!

    Big Dogg: Time to wake up with my chest!

    Derek: (walks out of his room) Holy Christ can't you just shut up for once Rain Man?

    Big Dogg: Yo Say Somethin' Else! Just say somethin' else i'mma smack you in your Melon Top!

    Derek: What the hell is a melon top?

    Big Dogg: A Melon Top! Is dat thing on yo neck you call a head you ugly motherf-

    Little Jimmy: Guys Tony Love never came home!

    Big Dogg: you just cut me off son! Say somethin else! I dare you say it with ya chest!

    Mr.UnEmployment:...You know..I Got cut off once..In traffic...Then i beat the guy up..he was my boss...That's How i ended up here!
    Hahahaha...ha..ha..ha...

    Hugo: Ok The Hugo has arrived to calm down this situation once again! Ok it is known that you two Cow Rectums don't like each other.

    Heyzoos:....Did you just call them cow rectums holmes?

    Hugo: yes Hugo Did Carlos now sit and sniff your pixie sticks

    Qwerty Yuiop: You got me be kiddin' me. You guys are at it again? What is this a Re-run?

    Big Dogg: Don't Fix it, if it ain't broke son! you wanna say somethin else!? You goin' be Playing Basketball In Pelican Bay! 23 HOUR LOCKDOWN! SHOE PROGRAM! KING KONG AIN'T GOT SH** ON ME!

    Derek: Why is he reciting the lines from Training Day?

    The Host: Ok you Bush Beaters get out here! Challenge time!

    Challenge Time

    The Host: Ok today There is a New Challenge for you guys!

    Hugo: Well No Sh*t!

    The Host:...heh..heh..(starts twitching)..heh..anyway...In today's challenge You all will have to Find a Can of Beer buried in the ground that belonged to Charlie Sheen. Ready..Set..Go!

    Mr.UnEmployment: This i'm interested in!

    Big Dogg: Heyzoos let's find the beer son! Grab a shovel and one of those metal..thingys..the..uh...uh..

    Heyzoos: You mean the metal dete-

    Big Dogg: Don't correct me! I know what it is! One of those uhh..Metal..metal..det...dete..detec...Metal Discomboblators

    Heyzoos:....Yep that's defintly right holmes

    Qwerty Yuiop: Simple minds, i Will be the first to find the beer, As i am a damn genius! (Gets knocked down by Hugo)

    Hugo: First to brag last to get laid! Hahahahahaha

    Derek: God these guys are dumbasses this is like building a tower of blocks On the short bus

    Big Dogg: Boy i rode the short bus! You don't know nothin about the short bus! You say somethin' else and you gettin' hit with this metal Discombobulator!

    Derek: What the F*** does that mean? (gets smacked with the metal discombobulator)

    Big Dogg: You gon' NIGHTY NIGHT! You crossed Big Dogg you go Nighty night foo!

    Little Jimmy: Guys stop it! you're being so mean!

    Heyzoos: Hey Mini-Me sit your monkey ass down holmes!

    Big Dogg: Dig a hole Heyzoos we buryin' this foo!

    Derek: Ow...Man my head hurts..

    Mr.UnEmployment: Ok..if my instincts are correct..the..beer...should..be...over..umm..umm..umm..

    Hugo: Over the rainbow Now shut the f*** you ugly frog!

    Heyzoos: Hey Dogg i got the hole dug Holmes!

    Little Jimmy: Guys let Derek go!

    Big Dogg: You ain't gon' say nothin no mo! (smacks Jimmy with metal Discombobulator)

    Heyzoos: (Kicks Derek in the hole) You in the ground ese! Viva La Raza!

    Big Dogg: Heyzoos..you white son why do you keep talkin' like that?

    Hugo: Look Hugo has found the beer! it was under the sign marked Beer!

    Mr.UnEmployment: darn my luck..I almost..had it...(burps and a fly comes out of his mouth)

    Hugo:....Hugo is disgusted..

    Back At The House

    Hugo: Hugo won again! Hugo won again!

    Big Dogg: Son i'm sick you winning all the time!

    Hugo: you ain't goin' do Sh*t SON! You ain't gonna do sh*t (Starts dancing) You-ain't-going-to-sh*t-Motherf*cka!

    Heyzoos: it ain't worth it holmes! Just calm down!

    Big Dogg: you won this time son...
    (everyone returns to their rooms for the night Except Little Jimmy because he's laid out in the yard)

    At A Motel Somewhere Else....

    Derek: (wakes up)..uhh..where am i..

    Tony Love: you're at the Couples Night In Motel Silly!

    Derek: umm...Why?...

    Tony Love: I found you knocked out infront of the house in a hole. So i gave you a bubble bath with a rubber ducky!

    Derek:..This is quite odd...Why am I wearing Pajamas and bunny slippers?

    Tony Love: Because I hung up your Letterman Jacket from Goodwill on the wall.

    Derek: Hey it's not from Goodwill i won that!

    Tony Love: Ha good one, You crack me up snuggle bunny!

    Derek:...snuggle..bunny..What the f*** is a snuggle bunny? Ok look i'm leaving

    Tony Love: You can't. You're handcuffed to the bed! MWHAHAHAHA

    Derek:...What are you gonna do...

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    Re: The Fake World (Season One)

    Just to take a quick vote from everyone reading these Who is your Least Favorite/Most Hated Character in the series?

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    Re: The Fake World (Season One)

    I'm open for suggestions,comments,feedback,requests,ideas..criticism..insults.......ANYTHING!

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    I'm actually starting to like Jimmy a bit, and Tony Love is pretty hilarious. "This relationship is over!" "we had a relationship?" *end of show*. Abrupt endings FTW!

    Mr. UnEmployment is still my favorite, with Big Dogg as a close second. Qwerty Yuiop is my least favorite, he brings nothing to the table!!! Btw, why aren't there any women in this dude house?
    Last edited by Kakarot; 10-02-2011 at 07:55 PM.

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    Re: The Fake World (Season One)

    Just for the giggles here are facts about what The Fake World Was SUPPOSED To Be Like and other facts.

    There was supposed to be a character name Dr.Broski as parody of Jersey Shore

    There was supposed to be two teams under the names Team Scotch Tape and Team Crayon

    There was originally going to be 10 characters

    Derek's profile doesn't match his current character.

    Derek was supposed to be Tony's Whore.

    3 Characters were taken out by the names of George,Tom Tom, and Little Dogg

    Mr.UnEmployment was going to be a greedy man named Mr.Money Bags then i realized that's the name of the Monopoly man

    Announcer Guy from CWF Was going to be The Host. He will probably make a cameo in the future.

    Derek was meant to be pushed around like he was in the first episode all the way through

    Originally every episode was going to be elimination..but that would be a short series...

    Big Dogg is inspired by several Skits done by Comedian Kevin Hart

    One of the cast mates was originally going to be A Chicken. (what?!)

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    Re: The Fake World (Season One)

    Quote Originally Posted by Kakarot View Post
    I'm actually starting to like Jimmy a bit, and Tony Love is pretty hilarious. "This relationship is over!" "we had a relationship?" *end of show*. Abrupt endings FTW!

    Mr. UnEmployment is still my favorite, with Big Dogg as a close second. Qwerty Yuiop is my least favorite, he brings nothing to the table!!! Btw, why aren't there any women in this dude house?
    I noticed your post edit. There no women because 8 men in one house Will no matter what lead to immaturity,anger,humour,stupidity and eventually violence. It's like Take The Real World but put 8 weird personalities in the house and see what happens.
    I Forget about Qwerty sometimes he doesn't do much, Yet.

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