[As the scene opens outside a Club which has the name One-Nine-Five above it in a Flashing Purple Neon Light, The Building itself is not that aesthetically pleasing with a few cracks in the windows and a dodgy Black and Red Paint Job, A Large Red Door with Yellow Handles swings open and on a live microphone a grating Voice can be heard]
And coming up next singing Love the way you lie by Eminem, he is Dan Maskell
[Inside the club in the center of the dance floor there is a small wooden stage where a middle aged man in a suit is holding a microphone, just then from the left of the stage, near the Bar area, Dan Maskell walks onto the stage full of his usual confidence, a small section of the audience give him a round of applause and there are a few cheers as well]
[As Dan gets onto the stage he takes the microphone from the man, before taking the center of the stage as people around the nightclub look on]
(In Dans thick Essex Accent)
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
[As Dan sings a Few people in the audience can be seen looking surprised at his choice of song, a young couple in the background can be seen holding their ears as Dan sings]
(Dan Carries on Singing)
I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now it's a steel knife in my windpipe
I can't breathe but I still fight while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight
[Just then as Dan sings dreams a few more people can be seen holding their ears when in the background a Loud shout of You Suck Can be heard, on hearing this it is obvious Dan is not amused from the expression on his face but he keeps on singing.]
High off of love, drunk from my hate,
It's like I'm huffing paint and I love it the more I suffer, I suffocate
and right before I'm about to drown, she resuscitates me
She ****ing hates me and I love it
[As Dan finishes the last line the same voice from earlier can be heard shouting at Dan You ****ing English Faggot, this time Dan stops singing and the music stops.]
Right Who is that come out here now and say what you got to say to may face or are you too much of a pussy to come out
[Just then this tall, Muscular Guy wearing a Brown Shirt and Black Trousers walks out through the shocked crowd who are expecting a fight to go down, Dan then squares up the guy who is just a bit taller than Dan, Dan then raises the microphone to his mouth.]
So you got a problem with my singing am I right?
[The guy then is handed a microphone from the Man who was running the karaoke earlier he then raises the microphone to his mouth to talk.]
Yes I do, and quite frankly I think most here do as well as no offense but for someone like you to be singing a song like that is not only bizarre but it also makes you look like a bigger ****** then we already know you to be Danny Boy
[As the dude finishes talking Dan shoves him hard on the chest sending the guy stumbling back.]
Tell you what, Call me a ****** one more time and see what happens
[As Dan looks on intently and the people in the nightclub gather round all getting ready for something to happen, the guy smiles and then raises the microphone to his mouth.]
[As many people in the Crowd begin to laugh, Dan walks right up to the guy and presses his finger on the dudes shoulder almost poking him.]
I think it is Time we settle this like men Dont you?
[The crowd all then go oooohhh as the man looks on a bit nervous.]
Are you serious?
As serious a Heart attack homie, so being as this is gonna happen tell me what is your name?
OK Steven are you ready?
[As Steven nods, Dan then nods to the Compare, and some music begins to play from the speakers, it is Too Late to Apologise by Timberland.]
(Dan then holds the microphone up and starts to sing.)
I'm holding on your rope
Got me ten feet off the ground.
(Steven then raises his microphone.)
And I'm hearing what you say
but I just can't make a sound.
[As the two men begin to sing Its Too Late to Apologise a few people in the crowd surrounding look shocked and one person can be heard saying I thought they were going to fight, just then Dan raises his hand in the air drawing the attention to him before performing a surprisingly textbook Worm on the floor, on seeing this Steven then takes the center and does a spectacular back flip which earns him a big applause from the crowd, as Steven basks in the applause Dan hops onto the stage before performing a Windmill on the stage nearly pulling the speakers over, as Dan then hops to his feet he earns a bit of applause before holding the microphone up again.]
You tell me that you need me.
Then you go and cut me down.
[As Dan the stops Steven joins him on the stage and starts to sing.]
You tell me that you're sorry
Didn't think I'd turn around and say..
[Dan then puts his arm over Stevens should before they sing together.]
That it's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late.
[As the crowd are into it now they are joining in the song as well, nearly everyone in the nightclub is singing even the young couple from earlier who were covering their ears.]
(Everyone singing together.)
I'd take another chance, take a fall, take a shot for you
And I need you like a heart needs a beat
But that's nothing new
[A few people who get right into the song then raise their lighters in the air waving the flames around, Dan and Steven then hop off the stage and begin going round high fiving their fans and also each grabbing a beer and having a sip, they then hop back on the stage and Dan rests his Becks on the speaker whilst Steven is holding his Magners bottle in his other hand, as the music stops Dan then grabs a hold of his microphone.]
Thank you, all of you have been a wonderful audience and a special thank you to the man who helped all this happen in Steven.
[A Loud cheer echoes through the club, as Dan covers his ears because of how loud it is, as Steven then stands forward he takes a bow before turning to Dan and holding out his hand for Dan to shake, Dan looks at him for a second before the two men shake hands, Dan then raises his and Stevens arms in the air before Hugging him as there is a awww from the people watching that quickly turns to horror as Steven screams, just then Dan stops hugging him and Steven drops to his knees showing a open wounds on his shoulder pouring out with blood, just then Dan can be seen wiping blood off his mouth to the disgust of people watching, Dan then smirks before quickly soccer kicking Steven in the face before tossing him off the stage into the crowd as a Large Thud can be heard Dan lifts up his microphone.]
That was for trying to upstage me Steven that is a life lesson you just learned.
[Dan laughs maniacally into the microphone as a medic runs in and begins to check on Steven, just then Dan walks over to the scared and intimidated compare and whispers something into his ear, Dan then goes back into the center of the stage as Devil in Disguise by Elvis Presley plays.]
You Look like an angel, Walk like an angel, talk like an angel but I got wise, Your the Devil in disguise oh yes you are a devil in disguise.
[Just then the recognisable signs of Police sirens can be heard as Dan carries on singing he then points and waves as the medics stretcher Steven out of the club as the scene fades to black]