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    Re: Status Update: Posting WC Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Roxy View Post
    It's usually the people who post lines of depressing lyrics in an attempt to grab sympathy who bother me more than anything. Small quotes are a-okay, it's just people updating with stuff like this:

    I just wanna say good bye...dissappear with no one knowing...I dont wanna live this lie, smiling to the world unknowing

    It's from my news feed, and now the guy who posted it has received about seven comments all from people asking what's wrong, so he's now leaving cryptic messages as replies.

    This is why Facebook desperately needs an "I dislike" button.
    Problem with the dislike button would cause people to the edge of suicide cause everyone DISLIKES their posts...

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    You can't access Facebook in China, this is slightly depressing...

    I'll find a proxy for it.

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    I just found the worst description ever, from someone an acquaitance added:

    I Can Be Described As Crazy, Happy, Up For A Laugh, Bit Of A Joker, But Very Forward..
    I Will Tell You EXACTLY What I Think Of You.. Good And Bad..
    I'm Confrontational, And Not Afraid To Show It..
    I'm Blunt..To The Point..
    I Don't Think About What I Say Before I Say It..
    I Have A Very "Slap Dash" Personality, If You Don't Like Me, Simple, Tell Me..I Like To Know Honest Answers..I'm Not Into This Fake Stuff
    I’m Insecure – If You Look At Me And Laugh I Will Automatically Think Your Laughing At Me Or At Something I’ve Done.. If This Is The Case, Don’t Stand There And Laugh, Have The Courage To Walk Up To Me And Tell Me The Problem.. Don’t Have The Courage, Quit With The Laugh..
    I Guess I'm Wierd To Understand, But Once You Get Me, We'll Be Best Of Friends..It's Getting There That Might Be The Problem.. Don't Try And Understand Me.. Until You Know Me..This Will Be A Mission..Its Difficult Once You Know Me..
    It goes on for longer, but this is the part I hate.

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    You can't have a reasonable discussion about serious topics with people like Marketh around.

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    Re: Status Update: Posting WC Thread

    Watch the Nazi Banksters Crimes Ripple Effect Film.

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    Lord almighty, Marketh, that person sounds like they're half applying to Big Brother, half to The Apprentice.

    Facebook - Increasing misanthropy at a rate faster than particularly speedy mitosis since 2002.

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    It certainly highlights the negative personality traits of the scum.

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    Re: Status Update: Posting WC Thread

    Posts like that bring out just how people wish to portray themselves online, that guys probably a paedo... watch out Mark.

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    Dear humanity,

    I no longer wish to be associated, or grouped with you in any way, shape or form.

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    Re: Status Update: Posting WC Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Ruben Jay View Post
    Problem with the dislike button would cause people to the edge of suicide cause everyone DISLIKES their posts...
    All the more reason to make one!

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    I'll give $10/£10 to anyone who can find a bigger twat than his guy on Facebook:

    fancies a big bag of minstrels to be quite honest
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    I fear for my laptops safety, it appears to be growling in pain . . . . . . . .
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    That was a nice lil trip to the shop :')
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    Jeez, ima be high on coffee if i carry on :')
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    Why have i not had my breakfast yet? :/
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    Needs to stop straightening his hair :'(
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    Gotta' love waking up to a free house :')
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    Re: Status Update: Posting WC Thread

    I tried punching that person through my computer.

    Dislike would be an appropriate addition to Facebook, methinks.


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    Straightening HIS hair???

    I read that wrong, you mean HER hair??

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    Re: Status Update: Posting WC Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Kalashnikov View Post
    Straightening HIS hair???

    I read that wrong, you mean HER hair??
    No, HIS hair.

    All were direct C&P's from his real life status. Shocking, I know. He's garbage.

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    My oh my, I would have a hard time not replying sardonically to this guy after a while.

    fancies a big bag of minstrels to be quite honest
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    Thanks for letting me know. What do you want me to do, order them express-delivery.

    I fear for my laptops safety, it appears to be growling in pain . . . . . . . .
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    The pain is psychological. It imagined it would be used to write something great. Instead, its sole use is typing up the self-obsessed dreary stream of consciousness Facebook posts of a preening tosser. That, and porn.

    That was a nice lil trip to the shop :')
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    Please inform me as to what was so stunningly brilliant about your trip to the shop? 2-for-1 on your favourite tampon brand?

    Jeez, ima be high on coffee if i carry on :')
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    Make yourself useful and carry on. We need to know what the lethal dose of caffeine really is.

    Why have i not had my breakfast yet? :/
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    I came into your house and ate it. I assumed you knew that I was addicted to stealing breakfasts when you drunkenly added me as a friend. After all, you even thumbed up those pictures of me fleeing from the three bears that LRRR put up.

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    Re: Status Update: Posting WC Thread

    I used to be FB friends with a guy like that.

    Used to being the key words.

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    Re: Status Update: Posting WC Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Kalashnikov View Post
    Posts like that bring out just how people wish to portray themselves online, that guys probably a paedo... watch out Mark.
    It was a girl, I thought it was fairly obvious by the language.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dakstang
    You can't have a reasonable discussion about serious topics with people like Marketh around.

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    Right now my News Feed is plastered with Lebron James talk. (Keep in mind I live in Ohio, so I'm bound to put up with a lot). Is there really anything to bitch about? The guy's contract ran up and he wanted to go to a team that he felt could give him a NBA championship. Does it suck for Cavs fans? Sure, but I don't care.

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    Re: Status Update: Posting WC Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Roxy View Post
    All the more reason to make one!

    I'll give $10/£10 to anyone who can find a bigger twat than his guy on Facebook:
    This Girl:

    Spain Danyt :DD
    Yesterday at 1:19pm · Comment · Like

    going to alicante in 3 daay:DD cant waait hi :P
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    gonaa be a mad weekend X
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    If You Think Im Pretty Click Like, If You Fancy Me Put A Wink Face , If You Love Me Put A Heart ♥ , If Im A Good Friend Put A Smiley Face ,If You Hate Me Put A , If You Dislike Me Put A if you think im boring put a if im okay put a x put this to yur status & see what you get
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    Happy 21st Martina :DD xx
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    1st person to like this i'll add you as a sibling. 2nd person to like this i'll mail you something. 3rd person to like this i'll marry you on here for a week &' 4th person to like this can have my number! copy this to your status see who you get !
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    Rally Damara aand Sundaaay:DD gonaa bee maad:DD
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    £10 please

    HE'S BIG
    HE'S QUICK
    HE'S GOT A 12-INCH DICK
    KOMPANY! KOMPANY!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dizzya View Post

    If You Think Im Pretty Click Like, If You Fancy Me Put A Wink Face , If You Love Me Put A Heart ♥ , If Im A Good Friend Put A Smiley Face ,If You Hate Me Put A , If You Dislike Me Put A if you think im boring put a if im okay put a x put this to yur status & see what you get
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    kill it with fire

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    Re: Status Update: Posting WC Thread

    I still say Roxy's Facebook foe is worse than this girl's. Yes, her ebullience is horrifying, and her 'if you think I'm x do y' thing is horribly desperate, but her facebook status updates are far more spaced-out than those of the boy Roxy knows. Her comments, inane as they are, are spread out over almost a month - he released the same amount of comments from one day alone! So, unless you find someone with such a regular outburst of written manure, he'll take some beating!

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    Re: Status Update: Posting WC Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post
    Right now my News Feed is plastered with Lebron James talk. (Keep in mind I live in Ohio, so I'm bound to put up with a lot). Is there really anything to bitch about? The guy's contract ran up and he wanted to go to a team that he felt could give him a NBA championship. Does it suck for Cavs fans? Sure, but I don't care.
    I cant even count the I HATE LEBRON, LEBRON IS A HOM, ETC on my feed right now lol. Its even worse that Ive added to it by vent on FB to

    Then, now, forever.

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