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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    Quote Originally Posted by Icarus
    6/22/2009: Let me thank all you stupid fans for taking the time to e-mail and MySpace me. I love your insightful, clever bald jokes. "Hair today gone tomorrow?" No, I haven't yet heard that gem. Thank you. IDIOTS!

    Get the giggles out of your system, you clowns. Mr. Taylor and I are not content to let this injustice stand. We were bamboozled, to put it plain and simple. Led to believe we would have a fair contest at Aniversario Yang. Instead, what did we get? Blatant interference on the part of two ants.

    We got scalped because Referee Bryce Remsburg can't do his job and control the match. Both Chuck and I have lodged formal, written complaints with Chikarason and the brass to open a full investigation into the matter. When one of the tecnicos gets screwed over, there's no end to the outrage. Well look at what happened to us! That's the real outrage!

    First of all, there's Green Ant. He's at ringside from the beginning of the apuesta, whipping and snapping his towel through the air...how are we supposed to concentrate with him doing that? Gives me flashbacks to 2007.

    As if that's not enough of a distraction, late in the match, this so-called "Carpenter Ant" comes poking his nose into the main event. And not just at some random moment. He knew just when to stick his nose in...the exact moment to be there to be the big pest (did you think I was going to say "hero"?) Well isn't that convenient. You ask me...a little too convenient.

    Fire Ant, Soldier Ant, own up to it you jerks. You might have been acting like you had no idea who this Carpenter Ant is, but the reality is, you had him waiting for a chance to put the screws to us...and your devious little plan worked. Well, no amount of clipped hair is going to un-retire Worker Ant. You cheated, you used outside interference to beat us, and the DVD shows it plain as day. So be men about it, admit your wrong doing, and surrender your masks to us at the next event.

    It's the right thing to do.
    ICARUS
    Hmm..interesting twist on it, since it's true.





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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    Catch up on your CHIKARA events:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrsVAmEqfQw





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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    Lmao Own up to it you jerks.

    Good stuff.


    REVENGE!! To be honest.. I'm only as far as the Delirious/Black bits but it's kind of too ridiculous for my liking.

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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    TOO rediculous? o_o





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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    Yeah.. using that stone to get delirious on his side blah blah sounds like bad Dungeon of Doom acts. >.>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    I hope no one minds if I post these from time to time, I'm always watching the Podcast-A-Go-Gos now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VROZXpyWs6o

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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    from Gabe's Twitter:
    "Got a call from our pal Mr. Danielson. He's asked to make one last stop at CHIKARA en route to the WWE and wants a very special last match"

    oh dear.





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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    Man he has to face Quack one last time.

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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    C-could it...be?

    Dragon.





    Quack.





    In a CHIKARA ring?! With the chance to go all-out?!

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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    I was hoping for Dragon vs. Dragon personally.

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    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    Quote Originally Posted by KenTheKiller View Post
    I was hoping for Dragon vs. Dragon personally.
    I hope you mean Dragon vs Dragon Dragon
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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    I certainly do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    Does anyone know what show Quack vs Donst was on? I'm an organization freak and am too lazy to search through every show on smartmark to find it.

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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    After some quick Googling, I can tell you it's from the 2007 show Cibernetico & Robin.

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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    Thanks, I should have probably done that. >_>

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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    8/27/2009: I learned more than just who sold the counter to the CHIKARA Special during my time spent with The Order of the Neo Solar Temple. Somewhere between the tofu and the face-paint, I learned what my true place was in CHIKARA. With a 6-match winning streak, I realized that I'm not another mid-card throwaway like Create-A-Wrestler, and I realized the importance of real friendship.

    Once my role as an inside man with the Temple was revealed, things were never the same for me. Guys like Lince Dorado and the Super Smash Brothers were offended that I didn't end their worries about my condition with a simple phone call. And that underachiever Worker Ant never did forgive me for going after his injured leg at "Café Culture". And it all resulted in what? The main event match of our season finale - "Duel and Duality". You know what's funny? I would have never imagined that all it would take for me to get my head on straight was to get knocked out.

    You'd think as my friend and teammate, that Mike Quackenbush would immediately check on my condition after a horrific fall like the one I took back in December. But when I came to in the backstage area, he was nowhere in sight. That is, until I saw the projection on the giant screen, and found he was too busy reuniting with Jigsaw to pay me a visit, or offer me any comfort. I watched through gritted teeth as another so-called ally was too busy celebrating in the ring with my REPLACEMENT. It was in that moment I realized something...I'm never going to be Jigsaw. I'm never going to reach that level. I'm never going to be the "ace." I'm never going to be the favored student. And I started to wonder if I would ever hold that Young Lions Cup.

    I all but forgot how low I felt on that night...until you reminded me, Hydra. When you - you amphibious joke - pinned MY shoulders to the mat on the first night of the Young Lions Cup. It was bad enough that you cost me the Campeonatos de Parejas last year. Then, my golden dream was crushed, worst of all, by the laughing stock of the CHIKARA lockerroom. When will you get it? You were nothing but comic relief with the Temple, and as a Sea Donster you made me nothing more than a joke! Well come September, no one is going to be laughing when I tear you limb from limb. First, I'm going to have my revenge for YLC: Night 1, and then I'm going take the Cup. By any means necessary.



    Your BFF,
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    I'm loving me some rudo Donst.





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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    So I just saw Dos vs. Kota and wow.. that was a great short match. Some really fun and unique spots and just a lot of intensity from Kota.

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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    As a rudo, I can really see Tim Donst facing guys like Claudio and Quack more often. Who knows......Maybe FIST has enough room to add a 4th Member and really truly become Chikara's Elite.


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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    Hydra > Donst imo.
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    Re: Official CHIKARA Chatter and Discussion.

    Nick...did you really suggest Tim Donst could join FIST? Show yourself out. But before you do, please elaborate.





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